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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:03 PM
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After I gank the vegan one, I will need someplace to hide the body.
Any suggestions?
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:06 PM
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1. I'm from Jersey.
That's all you need.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:07 PM
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4. Well, the Meadowlands is full up
Or so I heard....
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:06 PM
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2. Is there a pig farm nearby?
If not, there has to be a river, or particularly murky lake, right?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:07 PM
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3. Why are you talking about wanking the vegan one?
:wtf:

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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:10 PM
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9. Gee, I don't know, mim. Because he keeps telling people I'm pregnant, maybe????
And, he called me a cougar.

Gank. I love that word.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:08 PM
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5. you can borrow MccTatas
at least you will be keeping me safe!!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:09 PM
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6. are you telling her to hide that muscle bound vegans dead body
IN ME?????? :wtf:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:15 PM
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13. No dumbass
the woodchipper...
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:17 PM
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14. whew!
I mean maybe if he weren't dead....

:hide:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:21 PM
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15. Thats ok...
Ill just go looking for, what do they call those amphibians? :evilgrin:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:10 PM
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7. Bury it under home plate in Fenway.
Might as well be kind to his remains.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:10 PM
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8. You can compost it. Because vegans haven't ingested all the antibiotics
given to meat animals and dairy cows, their bodies decompose faster than meat eaters. Toss it on the compost pile, and turn it regularly. Should be gone in a couple of weeks.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:11 PM
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10. What about a wood chipper? Thoughts?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:12 PM
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12. Better yet. And then just compost the chips. Should take a week or so. nt
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:11 PM
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11. Umm... hello. Florida gators. Duh.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:23 PM
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16. I like this.
:thumbsup:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 06:26 PM
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17. At least I'll have died knowing who the babydaddy is.
Name the new Midlet after my favorite Top Gear presenter, James May will you?
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 08:38 PM
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18. Stick in a trunk and put in the back of the closet in the butler's room
No one will ever suspect you
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 08:46 PM
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19. The Butler? You mean Mr. Midlo? I'm ganking him, too.
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