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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:46 PM
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"GOD" found spelled in fried salami


Is it a divine message or a meaty coincidence trapped in casing?

A South Florida woman said she was cooking fried salami when she noticed the word "GOD" on the meat, Miami television station WFOR reported.

Nancy Simoes said she had three pieces in a skillet and flipped one of them and saw the letter G.

"Then got the O and I thought to myself how cool will it be if the third letter was a D."

Simoes realizes people may think she's crazy.

"I can't make this up. ... it's there in the burn marks."

For 20 years, her family has enjoyed fried salami for breakfast.

Now Simoes is wondering how she will preserve the "holy" salami.

http://www.wsbtv.com/irresistible/19383509/detail.html
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:47 PM
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1. I see "Goo"
Do you believe in Goo?

mikey_the_rat
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:53 PM
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5. Do not mock the holy salami, mikey!
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:57 PM
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8. "For 20 years, her family has enjoyed fried salami for breakfast."
My chest hurts just thinking about that.

mikey_the_rat
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:02 PM
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11. I hate to say it but the Salami says GOO
nuff said
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:10 PM
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13. Another heathen ridicules the holiest of meat!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:18 PM
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15. I'm sorry but if it's not on Scrapple then it's simply the Anti-Christ at work
nuff said!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:33 PM
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26. I see Goo myself.
Salami goo! Blech! :puke:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:48 PM
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2. I wonder how much she'll be asking for this on EBAY?
Edited on Wed May-06-09 03:49 PM by TZ
:eyes:
Once again I have to say..What the fuck is wrong with Florida?! :rofl:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:50 PM
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3. The Holy Trinity - not a coincidence it's on a sausage named "peace" in Arabic
Edited on Wed May-06-09 03:51 PM by Bucky
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 05:31 PM
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23. Ah, salami... I like em...
:hide:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:52 PM
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4. ...and he was delicious. (nt)
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:54 PM
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6. I'd be more convinced had it been bacon or a meat pinata.
But I'm a devout bacontarian, so....
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 03:55 PM
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7. ....
1. what kind of uncivilised bass-ackwards fundie actually FRIES salami?

2. i don't care how slow news is in your fundie community...this is not worth a mention on a legit news site...
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Blue Diadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:01 PM
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9. Looks like she traced in the letters while it was frying. n/t
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:01 PM
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10. fried salami?
who the hell actually eats fried salami? GOD is warning her about the heart attack that is coming if she continues to eat fried meat by products!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:03 PM
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12. Yeah, WTF! Fried salami? There is no God there!
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:28 PM
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31. People around these parts think fried bologna is a treat. They eat it
with eggs for breakfast or use it to make sandwiches. <<<<shudder>>>>
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:16 PM
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14. She needed to keep cooking -- this was just the first part of the message.
Four more pieces and she'd have "GOONIES," which she was supposed to rent that night and watch with her sausage-loving family.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:50 PM
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18. Another one defiles the name of the holiest swine product!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:18 PM
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16. Who the hell fries salami? I made my own vegan salami last night (really) and it just tasted good.
I ate it cold on sourdough bread, like God intended.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:19 PM
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17. Assuming a 4oz. serving, every day for 20 years, average male weight of 185 lbs.,
and allowing for transubstantiation, each family member should have approximately 10 complete bodies of Jesus inside them.

mikey_the_rat
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:51 PM
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19. "@00"?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 04:59 PM
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20. Maybe it actually spelled out "DOG" and the woman is dyslexic?
Maybe dad or kids spelled out "god" or "dog" in pancake batter and didn't clean the pan? Maybe a space alien visited and made himself an alphabet breakfast?

ALL of my admittedly absurd explanations are more plausible than an actual miracle.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:43 PM
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While she stared fixedly at the sausage, the dog pissed on her leg.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 05:23 PM
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21. Fried salami for breakfast. :puke:
I'd hope GOD would show up and make them stop eating this shit by scribbling his name 'G-O-O' onto the unholy breakfeast, making them stop!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... What's next?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 05:28 PM
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22. One would think the Almight would have been ways of getting his message out.
Salami, grilled cheeze, window reflections. How about a thunderous booming voice from the sky that everyone hears in his or her own language, including deaf people, sign language apes and dolphins?
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:28 PM
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24. God would only make his presence known
if said salami were Hebrew National brand. Otherwise, I'm callin' bullshit. Or GOO.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:30 PM
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25. What kind of sick person fries salami?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:40 PM
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27. she got a message from God
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:43 PM
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28. My messages from God never look like that.
Fake, I mean.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:15 PM
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29. I saw something in my Cheerios this morning. It said "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
Made me want to start singing do-wop.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:17 PM
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30. How does she know it wasn't spelling "DOG"?
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