The XXX-rated Lama of all CAPTIONS!!!!

skip fox

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Thu Mar-11-04 11:29 AM
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The XXX-rated Lama of all CAPTIONS!!!!

Edited on Thu Mar-11-04 11:29 AM by skip fox

W. is "thinking": "Geez. This is boring. I don't know why we didn't pick a national anthem you could line-dance to! It's just dumb. You don't wanta tap your foot to it or clap your hands or anything. Now if we privatized it . . . WOW. Betja private industry would make it interesting. They'd at least have a light show or something!"

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wysimdnwyg

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Thu Mar-11-04 11:38 AM
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1. I just don't get it...

How come ya' gotta put your hand on your stomach during this? Is it to keep it from growling? Wouldn't wanna make noise, I guess... Gee, kinda makes me hungry. When's lunch, anyway?

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cosmicdot

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Thu Mar-11-04 01:07 PM
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2. W is thinking: so, now, I can't go anywhere without Don ...

... Karl says Don's my crutch du jour, whatever that means ... saying it's important to keep the training wheels on now ... just do what Don tells me to do ... stand up ... sit down ... put your hand up here ... well, I'm gonna be bad and keep my fingers close together ... wait 'til Karl sees the picture ...

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underpants

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Thu Mar-11-04 01:08 PM
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3. WALLET CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay whew!!!!! call off the boiling oil on the peasants

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cosmicdot

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Thu Mar-11-04 04:31 PM
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4. I pledge the lege ants, to the skull and bones of america

and to the portfolios for which they stand one asian undergrad amen

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