I have to admit, I would consider joining this band

Just based on their craigslisting.


Putting togather massive sound!



NEED: Lead guitarist with excellent improve/technical sheet music reading skills. Pic practice better than LIl Wayne.

Bass player who has phase out AAA battery violin looking bass strung with super slinky tinky winky .005 strings for that ultr thin shit sound matched up

with 1000 watt dual watt solidstate tubed rectrofryer super over under cabinet rig with those cute little tiny wheels on the bottom for rolling over speed bumps.

Trombone player who can switch to Bass Tuba mid song.

(3) background singers preferablly female but will consider the right Transsexual/transgender/midget. At least one of these singers must have large saucersized

dark black areolas. Of the other two, one must be average size breasts and the third should have teeny tiny itsy bitsy nipples. This will impact our demographic target.

Rythem guitarist with exceptional accurate reeding/writing proficiency.

hand bell ringer

Bend over banjoist

Bent behind the ears teabag gag'n bagpiper

Passed out on the filthy puked up bathroom floor ALCOHOLIC DRUMMER Must maintain solid meter even when comotose.

(1) Nadya Suleman impersonator . Will be required to wear 14 infant rubber replicas attached to nipples. Back brace ok to wear underneath your snuggie.

(1) Front man /Lead singer (douchebag)MALE ONLY : REQUIRED TO WEAR: asymetrically combed across wig, Painted black nails( hoof and hands), girls too tight
low hipped jeans with thick white belt sinched below knees and pink "G" string slung super high over shoulders. Must sing off key and have slow/fast meter.

Bisexual 80's Hair Metal guitarist who can do all the poses. THIS SHOULD BE EASILY FOUND.

GOAL: To open for the Korn/Hole reunification concert tour fall of 09.

We will be wear'n our snuggies while we gag at java Joes.

Have connections with Jewls dirt blowing cousin Pedro.
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/muc/1155780506.html

Go for it!

Just for the bend over banjoist alone!

The mind spins.