BeachBaby has agreed to my terms for my attendance at the Meetup.

We had a few issues that needed to be resolved before I grace you freepers with my presence.

First of all, she has agreed to hand out nametags calling everyone Fred. That will make talking to all of you much easier for me.

DS1 and I get to sleep at her house. MWAH...... :rofl:

TZ will leave her turtle at home. :scared:

TM will drive me there and back and go on beer runs. :thumbsup:

BoyM will act as the bouncer.

BabyM will just be there being cute.

No vomiting. It's gross. If you drink that much, just go home.

No making fun of minivans, bunco, boxed wine, Sirius Satellite Radio, my pregnancy, Supernatural, Jonas Brothers. That leaves you idjits roughly two months to dream up something else to make fun of me about. :eyes:

It'll be too obvious not to talk about.

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Oh, and don't think we didn't talk about you, Fred. Because we did.

Since you're so obsessed with the babies, I'm flying you up here to be the babysitter for the meetup.

Please ban Midlo right fucking now since clearly her freeperish demands are too much..:eyes: It is physically impossible to NOT make fun of any of those things

I heard he was going to provide the music.

Now, NOBODY is going to show up. Thanks a lot, freeper. :eyes:

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

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