How the fuck can your nose be runny and stuffy at the same time?

Drunken Irishman

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Fri May-15-09 12:57 AM
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How the fuck can your nose be runny and stuffy at the same time?

Seriously. It's bullshit.

Fuck you, nose.

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rockymountaindem

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Fri May-15-09 12:59 AM
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1. Don't fuck your nose to spite your face n/t

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old mark

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Fri May-15-09 01:12 AM
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2. I have had that same nasal shit for nearly a month - I can't sleep

through the night because I can't breathe well and have headaches, so I wind up posting stupid stuff on some site online.....Oh,... nevermind...

mark

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Drunken Irishman

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Fri May-15-09 01:29 AM
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3. Not only are allergies raping my face, I also have a horrid cold.

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texanwitch

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Fri May-15-09 02:05 AM
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4. I don't have a runny nose but I get allergy eyes.

I don't know what is in the air now but I have never had this bad.

I had to buy Claritin-D.

I hate spring.

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Drunken Irishman

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Fri May-15-09 03:06 AM
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5. Do your teeth hurt? My teeth hurt like mad.

Fucking teeth.

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yellowdogintexas

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Fri May-15-09 06:57 AM
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6. allergy eyes require a good eyedrop. Patinol is excellent. Get a doc to write you

a scrip for it. I use it when I need it; a bottle usually lasts me 3 months.

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Bucky

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Fri May-15-09 07:12 AM
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7. Yeah, I got the same reaction to hearing St Peterburg geography described as a cold swamp

How in the hell do you have a cold swamp? Swamps are hot, steppes are cold. Everybody nose that. Oops, sorry, meant to say "knows."

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Drunken Irishman

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Fri May-15-09 09:04 AM
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8. Or get snow in the desert, like here in Salt Lake.

Utah is second-driest state in the nation and yet we're home to the best skiing in the country (yes, I said it, THE BEST).

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Bucky

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Fri May-15-09 01:01 PM
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9. And then there's the biggest geocultural oxymoron of them all

They had the balls to call their team the Utah Jazz. They stole the team from New Orleans and kept the damn name!

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