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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:08 PM
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I'm a little tea pot short and stout
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:09 PM
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1. Here Is My Handle - Here Is My Spout
:-)
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:25 PM
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4. When I get all steamed up,
hear me shout!

:)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:45 PM
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7. Just TIP! Me Over, Pour Me Out!!!
:-)
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:12 PM
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2. Hi!
:hi:
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:12 PM
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3. Hello!
:hi:
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:41 PM
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5. i'll never forget the teapot kid...
...he was the baddest of the bad men of the west, a known mad-dog killer, with 30 odd notches on his 45. handle and an itchy trigger finger. he'd just as soon shoot a man as talk to him, and when he walked down the street, you'd better step aside.

it was always a spectacle when the teapot kid started drinkin whiskey. after about half a fifth of red eye, he'd turn around, slowly and take a step forward. the whole room would git real quiet, and he'd start his little song, "i'm a little teapot, short and stout....." then he'd lift his hand out and let his wrist go limp, with the other hand on his hip by his 6 shooter, and nobody, NOBODY ever fucked with the teapot kid.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:42 PM
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6. some Earl Grey please!
Or China Green Tips.
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:49 PM
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8. Enzyte may be able to fix that…

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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 05:52 PM
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9. teapot obesiety and stunted growth is no laughing matter...
its an EPIDEMIC i tell you

lol

-LK
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