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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:04 PM
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let's play pretend that darth vader impregnated hitler's mom
and he won the war. for the sake of argument, let's assume that he dates dick cheney's mom and they buy a manse in stuttgart. so hitler is dick cheney's dad and darth vader is his grandfather.

if we hijacked the millenium falcon and destroyed the death star, would we be murdering dick cheney?
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:29 PM
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1. Too late. GHW Bush beat him to it!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:43 PM
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7. i REALLY hate you
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:32 PM
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2. Nah. Justifiable homicide at worst.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:44 PM
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8. i REALLY REALLY hate you
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:32 PM
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3. I'm sorry, I can't follow you without a PowerPoint presentation outlining this scenario.
I got lost after 'pretend'.

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:44 PM
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9. i REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 04:27 PM
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26. you JUST said you lurve me.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:33 PM
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4. Who won the war? Darth Vader or Hitler?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:44 PM
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10. i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:48 PM
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19. So Hitler then?
He's the angrier of the two.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:50 PM
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22. hitler it is
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:34 PM
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5. Just answer the question!!!!!
:rofl:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:45 PM
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11. i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:41 PM
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6. Is Hitler's mother named Sarah Conner?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:45 PM
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13. i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:46 PM
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16. Well if it's pretend, can't we pretend her name is Sarah Conner?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:47 PM
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17. i think you afraid to answer the question
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:48 PM
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21. I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
Your subject line is inappropriately capitalized.

I can't understand you crazy immigrants with your funny talk.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:50 PM
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23. I Am A Towering Intellect Who Cannot Trouble Himself With Closed Minds
nyah!
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:45 PM
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12. yes
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:45 PM
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14. i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:46 PM
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15. no?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:47 PM
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18. now you're okay
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:48 PM
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20. Can't murder someone who does not exist yet. nt
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:50 PM
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24. What if Hitler's mom just scolded my child for speaking too loudly at a cantina?
If I pull out my lightsaber and lob off her are, is that not the right thing to do?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:52 PM
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25. Well What Would People Think About A Space Pirate Who Drops His Shipment
at the first sign of an imperial cruiser
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 05:05 PM
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27. Why do you hate America?
And why do you hate fathers and sons? Do you need therapy? If so, I suggest Dr. Pumpernickel. He really helped me, because he made me love Stuttgart.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 05:19 PM
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28. What a dumbass question.
Darth Vader's dangly bits got all meltified after the fight with Obi Wan. How in the hell could he impregnate Hitler's mom?

Jeez, THINK man!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-19-09 09:29 AM
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29. Your Argument Is Flawed And Out Of The Mainstream
You Are A Far Left Loon. But Instead Of Using Logic And Reason Myself To Refute Your Delusional Little Bubble, I Will Condescendingly Reply With :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-19-09 09:33 AM
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30. Thank God It Passed!
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-19-09 11:46 AM
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31. Hitler was impotent.
That means Darth Vader was both Dick Cheney's grandfather and Dick Cheney's dad by artificial insemination utilizing sperm derived from stem cells extracted from Vader's anus.

Cheney might have become the evil emperor of earth, but the inbreeding left him quite feeble.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-19-09 11:54 AM
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32. justifiable homicide = murder
what? are we arguing semantics here?

I got lost in the millenium falcon.
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