well, i'm working out the details

hopefully, they have a walmart in lynnesin's jurisdiction, but i'm not averse to driving 50 miles or so to get to one.

we'll park in the rear near the auto care department (insider tip: it's closer to the door).

that way we'll pass the guns section as soon as we get in.

i'll pause there and look at guns, test the action, and otherwise display my firearms knowledge prowess (this should score points!)

then we'll stride past the joowlery department where i will drop subtle hints while pointing at a fine cubit zirconiaum ring.

then the "piece of resistence:" we'll eat a fine meal at the instore mcd's wherein i will pull a fine tapered candle out of my pants to make it more romantic.