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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 05:38 PM
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Wolfram alpha is lame
Edited on Wed May-20-09 05:39 PM by UndertheOcean
Are cats edible ? ==> Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

What is the color of Margaret Thatcher's knickers ? ==> Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

Do all questions have answers ? ==> Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input

who killed chivalry ? ==> Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

How many albums did Queen record ? ==> Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

what is 1+1 ? ==>
Result:
2
Number name:
two


WOHOOOOOOOOO !!!!!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 05:42 PM
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1. do you love me?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 05:46 PM
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2. it works well on math and stats & research purposes
not on regular searches
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 06:20 PM
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3. Why would someone I put on ignore (above) post in a thread I started !
I don't know who it is or what they posted .

I don't understand some people.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 07:11 AM
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4. just because you put me on ignore doesnt mean your threads dont appear for me
Edited on Thu May-21-09 07:12 AM by La Lioness Priyanka
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 07:33 AM
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5. If I dropped my spud wrench from 200 meters (about 656 feet)
Edited on Thu May-21-09 07:52 AM by Inchworm
You could figure out how long you have to get out of the way :P

I gave up. I need paper.

:D

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