Just say 'no' to meth, kids

Man charged in penis 'puppet' incident


FEDERAL WAY, Wash., May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Washington state said a suspect used his genitals as a puppet while standing over an air conditioner intake at an apartment complex.

The police report of the incident said Timothy Wayne Martin, 44, of Auburn, Wash., was arrested after residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex in Federal Way called police at about 10:30 a.m. May 13 and reported a man standing over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and "was apparently manipulating" his penis with a string "like a puppet," Seattlepi.com reported Thursday.

Police said Martin was arrested at the scene and still had the string attached to his penis. He was charged under the state's felony indecent exposure statute due to having two prior convictions for similar crimes.

Martin was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine at the time of his arrest. Police said he also had a pornographic magazine.

The suspect was taken to the Norm Maleng Regional Justice Center in lieu of $25,000 bail.

How is this even a fetish?

To the term suck puppet. :scared:

I used to live in Federal Way, and it's a fairly tame, middle class suburb. Not a place where you would expect to see...that.

He was on some other mindbender prolly.

Or reeeeally bad on the meth.

:hi:

HA! Not this one! *stringy string string*

It's one thing to have laws that compel people to wear clothes. But honestly nudity doesn't harm anybody. It should be a citation at most.

I take it fear of being raped is not high on your list of concerns. :eyes:

the whole penis puppet thing is a bit off, but.. there should be a better charge.

Indecent "exposure" is soo subjective to me.

Given those rules I bet you could become a felon for pissing on a dumpster.. given the proper cop with a hair up his/her ass.

How does indecent exposure inherently lead to rape?

impotent.

I know this because I, as a new lawyer taking court-appointed clients, got my share of them because the Clerk who did the assigning of cases had a twisted sense of humor (this was back in the days when lady lawyers - or "lawyerettes," as one wag dubbed us - were sort of a freak show.

They can't get it up, so they wag it and sometimes that produces wood, but, alas, not for long.

I am an expert on this. Mother was so proud ...................

He's escalated from "random naked dude" to "creepy weirdo showing strangers his dick." Big difference.

Dude clearly has a problem. And I doubt it's just the meth.

I swear to god everytime i see that ad i think those people look like they're running a child porn ring out of that place.




http://www.groceryoutlets.com/storefinder.aspx

I do like that store.

Please won't someone think of the children?

just cannot be real.

They can't. They just can't.

A penis puppet.

I think I can get in trouble if I post the photo for this t-shirt, but maybe that's what the guy was wearing?

Go to googleimages, and search "penis tshirt."

un-asked for..

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:hi:

try "bare breasts tshirt" and you'll be happier, I bet.

;)

is that an euphemism?

:rofl:

"bare breasts tshirt" or "happier"?

ok.. wait.. the beer is kicking in.

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You're safe ..........

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP: http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/

It's hilarious. I'm glad they're still at it ...........