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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:09 PM
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If I am mistaken for Natalie Portman, I will own up to and apologize here and eat crow.
Yeah. As if.

:rofl:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:11 PM
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1. No chance of that, Genghis Khan
You're taller. I also don't think you were born in Israel.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:12 PM
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3. No mention of the gray hair and extra pounds?
Dude? You're slipping.

Plus, I bet she doesn't drive a rocking minivan with an iPod connection with all classic rock. Oh, and Supernatural episodes.


:thumbsup:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:22 PM
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5. I controlled myself just to confuse you
She IS vegan, so she MAY be related to Megan.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:23 PM
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7. That freeper? Didn't I gank him?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:12 PM
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2. Yer definitely more Kiera Knightly.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:13 PM
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4. Do you have your plane tickets yet? For BB's party?
I'm not going if you're not going. I can't face these freepers without backup.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:23 PM
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6. If you design cute vegan shoes, I promise to mistake you for Natalie Portman.
Until then...
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:24 PM
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8. You both have $300 haircuts
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:25 PM
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9. Midlo is John Edwards? I thought she was Natalie Portman. This is confusing.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:26 PM
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11. You've seen me. Do I look like I had a $300 haircut?
I do for about a week after getting it done, after that all bets are off.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:34 PM
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13. I was personally thinking Cheap Cuts
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:33 PM
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12. All you need to know is that she lives in a big house and hates the homeless
Edited on Sun May-24-09 07:33 PM by LostinVA
Unlike Natalie Portman.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:25 PM
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10. That includes product, Stalin.
:eyes:

ANd, it's been over a year. Dear God. I need a haircut and color. My stylist moved.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:35 PM
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14. Get Brenda to do it -- the stuff only costs $3.99 at Big Lots
Cherry Jubilee Red would look good on you.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-24-09 07:43 PM
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15. Portman doesn't change her hairstyles enough to warrant such a comparison
:think:
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