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fujiyama

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:17 AM
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Funniest thread ever..

Alright, which is your favorite thread on DU of all times? I'd say it was the thread, "which candidate masturbates the most?". That had me in stitches.

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Dookus

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:21 AM
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1. Oscar the mixed animal

my all-time favorite.

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Bunny

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:25 AM
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2. I'll roger that!

Another vote for Oscar.

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ironflange

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:44 PM
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22. Yeah!

Oscar r00lz!!

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burythehatchet

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:00 PM
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30. Dookus I think you had the first response to that post.

It was the hardest I've ever laughed.

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MSchreader

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Fri Mar-12-04 06:16 AM
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3. A couple of themes

1. Magic Rat's stories, as told with emoticons.

2. "Lion cut".

Martin

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BootinUp

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Fri Mar-12-04 06:28 AM
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4. Well, of the ones I have seen

the thread where Wes Clark was accused of running Mind Control experiments.

Favorite post in that thread was Will Pitt saying something like "You would have to smoke that boot in your avatar to believe this shit"

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eileen_d

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Fri Mar-12-04 07:03 AM
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6. There was another anti-Clark thread

that had something to do with (I paraphrase) "Haitian man-boobs"

That's one of the most memorable candidate threads I've ever seen. I can't decide on a favorite. I have been known to LOL at some of the banter in Justice/Public Safety, but that was late at night...

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matcom

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Fri Mar-12-04 06:57 AM
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5. you might not have been around for it

Mopaul (some many months back) started (in GD no less) the "I'm More Patriotic Than YOU and I can PROVE IT" thread.

i think it went over 300 posts and was the funniest damned thing i have ever seen.

people trying to impress Asskkroft with 'patriotic displays' such as burning the 10 commandments onto their retina's, etc...etc...etc...

cried LITERALLY for hours over that thread.

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grannylib

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Fri Mar-12-04 10:51 AM
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7. Oh that sounds hilarious...

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DS1

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:07 AM
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8. I put Air Force One tracking teeth implants in

So I could look up and salute when our glorious leader flew over his land

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:08 AM
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9. That was a classic!

Man, we had some fun on DU1, didn't we?

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:08 AM
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10. Link please? Searched, didn't find (nt)

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matcom

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:14 AM
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12. i don't have it bookmarked

SOMEBODY should though. it would take an hour to read but i GUARANTEE you would pee yourself from laughing

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myrna minx

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:42 PM
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35. Here is the link...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=30171&forum=DCForumID35&archive=

This thread makes me fall out of my chair...

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mopaul

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Fri Mar-12-04 06:58 PM
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38. damn, that IS a funny thread.......!

but who the hell is frank stien? some reach-around gay boy?

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:55 PM
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29. What ever happened to mopaul?

haven't seen him about...???/

Add to my Journal

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rucky

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:16 PM
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34. mopaul hangs out in GD

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Insider

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:08 AM
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11. nicknames after the white house blackeye

those were priceless, and they went on and on and on for many threads

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:21 AM
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13. Ohhh...NSMA's picture threads. The first was an all-time classic!

I bet she has it bookmarked.

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arwalden

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:10 PM
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23. I Agree With GopIsEvil... NSMA's Picture Threads Are Tops!

-- Allen

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WilliamPitt

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:22 AM
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14. THIS was the greatest thread of ALL TIME

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 11:25 AM by WilliamPitt

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=818212&mesg_id=818212

"Chirst. The other other white meat."

:)

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underpants

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:27 AM
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16. I'm glad YOU posted it

Yeah that was pretty damned funny. It really took off on its own.

"Psst.. Don't worry, I hear they bring him back in the sequel"

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kitkatrose

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:32 AM
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17. Now I'm for sure going to hell for reading that.

At least I'll be in good company. ;)

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ronnykmarshall

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:12 PM
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32. That was a good thread.

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VelmaD

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:51 AM
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20. We are all SO going to hell...

in the proverbial handbasket for that thread. *snort*

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TrogL

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:54 AM
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21. I am NEVER going to be able to watch that movie with a straight face

*wham wham wham*

:spank::spank::spank::spank:

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bif

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:59 PM
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25. the total best!

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CO Liberal

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Fri Mar-12-04 06:01 PM
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37. I Didn't See That Thread Originally

That's the day I had an accident, and wasn't on DU for a few days. Looks like I missed a good one.

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fujiyama

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Fri Mar-12-04 07:56 PM
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41. I agree....

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 07:57 PM by fujiyama

Very funny thread...BTW, Will I saw the movie and had Italian food later that night -- Fettecine Alfredo to be exact!

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BurtWorm

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:24 AM
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15. Inside the Freeper Lounge

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=194712

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northzax

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:35 AM
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ok, what I want to know is

how seriously do you have to fuck up to have a post deleted in that thread?

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northzax

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:35 AM
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18. ok, what I want to know is

how seriously do you have to fuck up to have a post deleted in that thread?

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VOX

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Fri Mar-12-04 02:20 PM
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26. I WEEP with glee at this classic!

Thanks, BurtWorm, for putting up the link.

:toast:

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CO Liberal

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:47 PM
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36. I Had Forgotten About That One

But now, thanks to you, I have it bookmarked.

:-)

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Love Bug

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Fri Mar-12-04 11:42 AM
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19. "I'm the son of God. Ask me anything!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=106088

One of my personal favorites. Too bad he got tombstoned... I wonder what he thinks of "The Passion"?

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Dookus

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Fri Mar-12-04 02:32 PM
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27. yes...

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 02:33 PM by Dookus

that was a classic. But ya know, you can't REALLY tombstone Jesus. It was tried once... didn't work, evidently.

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gator_in_Ontario

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Fri Mar-12-04 07:13 PM
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39. That is a good one...

leave it to Jesus to get the DU equivalent of crucifixion. Rabble rouser!

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Butterflies

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:50 PM
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24. use "Santorum" in a sentence

That was a funny thread. It was great how everyone immediately thought of bodily waste, and there were very creative descriptions.

:D

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m-jean03

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:48 PM
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28. Remember the person asking if you could use psyllium husks

in stew?

Thread title, something like, A question for all you chefs.

There was only one response: "Are you trying to make laxative stew? I don't recommend it."

I doubled over laughing and still giggle when I remember it.

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catzies

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:05 PM
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31. The one making fun of the Homeland Security warnings

I don't have the foggiest idea how I'd start searching the archives for that.

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CO Liberal

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Fri Mar-12-04 05:13 PM
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33. The "Iron Chef Spam Battle" Thread

I wish I had bookmarked it......

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Mar-12-04 07:34 PM
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40. Yes! Iron Chef Redneck (Bigg Jawn)!!

Damn that was funny as all hell.

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