New Politically Correct Explative...Bush You!

In an effort to rid this evil world of all that nasty profanity, I've made a change in my verbage to avoid offending our thought police by dropping that most highly offensive of all words "fuck". Well, not totally. As George Carlin could easily define, this word has many uses and there are some very beautiful and, in the appropriate time and place, inspirational. That part of the word remains in the lexicon, however, the other form...generally used as a adjective, adverb or verb...and directed in a negative manner...that is going to change...no longer will I allow myself to have a dialogue malfunction.

Instead of using "fuck" in anger or spite...I've decided to honor our pResident...the Oxygen Thief himself...Gov. Geo. W. Bush. For the past four years, I was loath to type that name. *, Bunnypants, Dim Son, His Assholiness, Evil Spawn, Dubya and "Your Boy" (boy did the Freeper hate that one) to describe the squatter in our White House, but now call feel free to type the name and feel good in doing so. I feel this is also a true showing of patriotism and will keep those evil, nasty words from coming anywhere near the young, vulnerable ears of my teenagers (/sarcasm off/).

So, the next time I drop something of value or realize I'm about to do something real bad, I'll say "Oh Bush!" Maybe by invocating "his" name, there may be some intervention by the Invisible Cloud Being (since we know that Georgie boy has a direct line to the "big guy") and prevent any real damage. Or when I get mad I will smile at the moron phone solicitor who still hasn't gotten a copy of the Do Not Call list and tell him to "Have A Nice Day and Go Bush Yourself!"...or just plain "Bush Off"...or, if I feel creative, tell him to "Take A Flying Bush At A Rolling Donut!

Heck, maybe I'll call Rush and see if he'll embrace this new form of honoring his meal ticket. Or, let's see if O'Reilly will lead the crusade in replacing that evil, Hollywood-motivated word with something far more Amurican. Think of the millions of dollars the mighty media conglomerates could save now that the FCC is on a jihad to cleanse the airwaves. Whatcha think?

Cheers! And Have A Bushin' Good Day!

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There ARE some "nice" uses of the words, "to f**k"

To "bush" someone hmm not much doubt

bush off man -

bush you!

what da bush ??

Go BUSH yourself - - ! !

and it's a FOUR LETTER WORD

ok - works for me !!

That's neat.
I'll try using that tonight during Happy Hour.

Gore Vidal wrote a book called "Myron" in 1972, his sequel to "Myra Breckenridge" in which he used the names of the Supreme Court Justices to replace expletives. It's an hysterical use of this and I recommend it.

I think I'd be LESS offended by someone were they to say F*** You, rather than . . . I can't get myself to type it.

Kudos to IMRadioactive for the great idea !!! ^^

Fortunately a 12-Step program wasn't required. Honestly...typing Bush is liberating for me. I can Bush where I couldn't Bush around before.

As far as that scum who squats in the White House *, Bunnypants, Assholiness and other descriptions remain strongly in force.

Cheers!

I love it IMRadioactive!

We've been Bushed by this admin.
What the bush is going on round here!
Quit bushin' around you bushers!

I'm bushin' usin' it!