I'm starving -- can somebody bring me food?

HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:01 PM
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I'm starving -- can somebody bring me food?

I have another hour.

:cry:

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mainegreen

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:05 PM
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1. Why do you not keep a snack drawer?

Based on the picture Lostinva posted, you are clearly nutritionally deprived.

Also, I don't think UPS has a 'next hour' delivery service.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:06 PM
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2. I actually do not have any drawers in my desk

But I did have some yodels, and my boss ate them. He ate my previous box, too. He keeps buying me a new box, though.

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mainegreen

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:15 PM
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3. Sounds like your boss needs his own private stock.

No drawers?
:wtf:

Who doesn't get drawers in this day and age? Your desk isn't a tv dinner table, by chance?

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:16 PM
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4. It's actually a big U-shaped desk that was inexplicably designed without drawers

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CreekDog

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:52 PM
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16. If you eat Yodels, it shouldn't be too hard to find you something to eat

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Midlodemocrat

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:18 PM
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5. Starving? I doubt it.

Don't you know people actually are starving in this world? How dare you throw that word around so flippantly?

I think you're a FReeper.

You should be donating to Feeding America, not stuffing your face.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:20 PM
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6. You've seen me

I'm wasting away.

*wilts*

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mikeytherat

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:34 PM
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7. Would you care for some Jooce?

I guarantee you won't be hungry for hours. Days, even.

mikey_the_rat

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:35 PM
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8. No, I'll pass

But thank you for your offer.

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mainegreen

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:36 PM
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9. 'Flavored Malt Beverage'?

.....

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mikeytherat

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:40 PM
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10. Here's some more info on the "beverage" in question:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8816245&mesg_id=8816331

If I can stop even one person from having to sip this substance, it will be worth it.

mikey_the_rat

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SallyMander

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:41 PM
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11. Buffalo edamame?

:7

Hang in there... :hi:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:45 PM
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13. I may have some of that tonight

That was an ingenious idea.

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Kali

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:43 PM
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12. it'd take me longer than an hour

and all I have is crackers or cereal.

I REALLY need to go to the store, but I have a mental block for shopping right now. I think I can pull off one more day.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:45 PM
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14. I'm not a fan of food shopping either

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Kali

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Tue Jun-02-09 03:48 PM
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15. sometimes I like it but not when its hot and I'm on a real tight budget

and we are out of everything so it looks like it's going to be one of those 3 hour, need two huge carts type of trips.

I'm going to go take a nap instead.:evilgrin:

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Left Is Write

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Tue Jun-02-09 04:14 PM
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17. I don't think I can get there that fast.

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Ikonoklast

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Tue Jun-02-09 04:24 PM
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18. Just for you. I know how much you like it.

*runs and hides*

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