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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:14 PM
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I can guarantee that I will never ever be found dead in a closet with a rope tied around my neck
and another around my genitals. WTF

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/David+Carridine+died+from+kinky+gone+wrong+Thai+police/1667117/story.html
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:15 PM
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1. Glad to hear it. It's a mess to clean up
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:16 PM
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2. No consideration for the housekeeping staff at all.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:18 PM
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3. I guarantee nothing!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:18 PM
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4. me too!
Edited on Fri Jun-05-09 10:20 PM by Fleshdancer
and not just because it would be impossible to tie a rope around my genitals.

on edit: seriously though, why aren't normal orgasms enough for some people? :shrug:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:19 PM
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5. bwahahaha!
:rofl:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:22 PM
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7. OMFG
I was going to post that it'd be impossible to tie a rope around my genitals, too.

I mean, I totally understand wanting to be tied up, but not like that.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:25 PM
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11. Damn, Haruka how are you?
:hi:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:30 PM
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13. I'm doing good
Chilling and drinking a beer. It's a pretty good way to spend a Friday night, although I'm going to go clean the kitchen in a bit.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:32 PM
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15. Screw the kitchen. It'll be there tomorrow.
:hi:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:42 PM
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21. We're going to some Buddhist thing tommorrow
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:46 PM
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25. It'll be there Sunday. Anyway, Buddhist's don't believe in housework. You can look it up.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:47 PM
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28. LostinVA's the Buddhist
I'm the quite lapsed Catholic tagging along.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 01:37 AM
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36. rewind. WHAT?
You were raised Catholic?

The feminist liberal in me wants to give you a hug. The Flvegan fan in me wants to ask about plaid skirts. It's a very disturbing internal argument at this point.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 06:31 AM
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46. I'm an ex Catholic, too -- I was even a CCD teacher!!!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 06:58 PM
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52. Considering my mother and my experiences in Catholic school...
I do need a hug.

And, yes, I do own a Catholic School girl uniform...purchased long after I was out of any type of school.
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DeepBlueC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 11:23 PM
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54. ooof
See Midlo. You may need to exorcise. But here's a :hug: from an ambivalent Catholic. I too went to Catholic school. It was kind of the beginning of the end. I thought those people were supposed to be GOOD!!!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 01:34 AM
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35. I love you for pointing that fact out
kitchen work is the absolute worst! It's nice to know I'm not the only kitchen procrastinator around here. :D
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:40 PM
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20. great minds think alike!
I'm all for tying up my arms and legs, but not my throat. I have trust issues. :D
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:44 PM
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22. Yeah, I'm not down with that
It happened to me once, and I was all like :wtf:.

It turned out to be a short relationship, and that was the least of the problems.
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leftyclimber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:21 PM
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6. I'm going to be a big splatter at the base of some big cliff.
But there will be NO rope tied to my neck or my genitals (which would be hard anyway, as I am a girl). Just to my harness.

Long ride, baby. I'm goin' for the long ride.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:24 PM
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9. weehaaaa!
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leftyclimber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:39 PM
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19. I will also not be attached to a nuclear bomb.
I don't like those things.

We climbers, we're just cynical. Or brutal realists. Maybe both.

Gravity sucks.

:hi:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:23 PM
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8. Geeze, I remember when a coke bottle was enough.
Not that I ever ended up in the EW with one rammed up my arse.

Just sayin'.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:25 PM
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10. Thanks
I just almost spit my beer all over my laptop.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:26 PM
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12. That could lead to closet sex very easily.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:32 PM
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14. The closets here are too small
Plus, Mick has his "happy place" in our bedroom closet. He'd be one pissed off dog, if we tried to make it our "happy place."
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:37 PM
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18. "Happy Place" the Movie.
The story of a couple, their dog and a closet. Rated X. In fact, CONDEMNED by the archdiocese of Rome.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:45 PM
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23. LOL
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:37 PM
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16. Me too.
At least not the neck part. No guarantees about the south-of-the-border action, though.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:46 PM
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24. Die happy you will...
Btw your new sig fucking rocks!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:48 PM
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29. Hell yeah it does!
Although I may need a different band name. Maybe the Geddy Lee Quartet?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:56 PM
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34. LOL
That works ... Or whatever pisses those guys off the most! : rofl:
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:37 PM
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17. Never say never
oops , I just said never ...
oops , I did it again.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:46 PM
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26. You realize of course...
...that your chances of dying in precisely that way have just increased enormously? Unless you actually really want to die that way, in which case there's little chance you actually will.

It's the way the Universe works, I'm afraid.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:47 PM
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27. huh ??
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:49 PM
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Tempting fate, in other words.
:hi:
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:49 PM
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31. oh !
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:49 PM
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30. Never say never
:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:51 PM
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32. The man died probably having a raging orgasm....
at least he was happy
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:51 PM
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33. So if you do die by auto erotic asphyxiation I get my money back?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 09:50 AM
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50. Sorry, no refunds. You can however have the book and made for TV movie rights.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 01:48 AM
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37. Kwai Chang Kane went out like I always thought he would.
Kind of. He was into crazy shit.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 01:50 AM
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38. So where will we find you dead with a rope tied around your neck and genitals?
If not in a closet, where?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 09:52 AM
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51. Olive Garden in Times Square.
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 01:55 AM
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39. And I can guarantee that I will never cite Wikipedia in a professional story
But auto-erotic asphyxiation is a bad habit too.
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 02:51 AM
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41. Hard to say which is worse, actually. nt
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 02:00 AM
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40. I am afraid that this is the way people are going to remember him.
The dead guy hanging in the closet.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 03:39 AM
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42. Probably.
It does make his death humorous.

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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 03:52 AM
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43. humorous? aww no..
it's sad, imo
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 04:13 AM
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44. It's sad too.
But c'mon, it's funny!
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 04:35 AM
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45. it's very strange..

Honestly, I don't mind what people do in private, but you ought to be able to keep yourself safe, for chrissake.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 07:07 AM
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47. Before I saw the link...
Edited on Sat Jun-06-09 07:09 AM by krispos42
...my first thought was "another Repub politician forgot the safety word again"! :D



Remember that pastor in Alabama about a year ago?
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 07:09 AM
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48. Well, you had us worried for a while!
Where have you been?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 09:49 AM
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49. Worry no longer SoxFan.
Been traveling. Around the world in four months. Was great but it's nice to be home. :hi:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 07:00 PM
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53. Yeah. I told my husband...
"If you were going to commit suicide would you really want to be found with some string tied to your penis?" :crazy: In other words, I truly doubt it was suicide. But what do I know.
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 11:32 PM
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55. This seems to be a common occurance...I just don't get it....
Do these people NOT THINK about what would happen if they choked to death? What their family, friends, etc will have to face with them being found this way?
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 11:36 PM
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56. Can you really?
this is a crazy world, and none of us can really speak for what our crazier relatives or friends may do after we pass. Or at least, I cant.
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 02:33 AM
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57. If I ever am, you can guarantee that someone did it TO me
cause I sure as hell ain't going to do it to myself. That sexual asphyxiation shit is just creepy if you ask me.
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