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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 10:04 PM
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Laura Bush's form of birth control
is to give the little one a stick of gum...
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radiclib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 10:41 PM
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1. OK I'm dumb as a rock, but
:shrug:
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 10:43 PM
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2. Its an old Geral Ford joke
he can't chew gum and do anything else at the same time.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 10:54 PM
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3. Da-dap-dum!
Good one, Yang.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 11:03 PM
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4. He hasn't been able to get it up in 20 years anyway.
And even if he could, she'd just have to say "Sorry dear, I really feel like playing with my Jeff Stryker replica tonight..."
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 11:15 PM
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5. He can only get it up
in Memphis..
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