A poem for Midlo (not in the least bit inspired by The Beastie Boys)

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Wed Jun-17-09 09:10 PM
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A poem for Midlo (not in the least bit inspired by The Beastie Boys)

Edited on Wed Jun-17-09 09:39 PM by DS1

Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
About one bunco player, you know so well
It started way back in history
With wine, boxwine, and me, DSWeird.
She had a little horsey named Paul Revere
Just her and her horsey and a quart of wine
Riding across the land, kicking up Lyme
Sheriff's posse on her tail cause she's in demand
One lonely Bunco she be
All hermyself, with nobody
The girl from next door is driving here nuts
She told the girl that her parents must be putz
Lookin' for a guy, she ran into Pi
His name is 3 point 1 4 5, she said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"

He told a little story, about a Beach baby
Four days on the cun, and that he's had nothing but lady
The wine was in her hand, and he was on his tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked her for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
She said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
Pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, she thought she'd be dead
He put the gun to her head and this is what he said,

"Now my name is 3 point 1 4 5, I've got a license to divide
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get Pi
Now what do we have here, an irrational equation
"I divide myself by zero, and I run this entire nation"
They stepped into the wind, he had a gun, she had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

Now, "I got the wine, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can get you hammered or you can ride with me" she said,
I'll drink with you if you can get me to the border
The DS1's after me for what he did to my daughter
He did her like this, he did her like that
He did her with a whiffleball bat
soooooo

Midlo's on the run, the cop's got her gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King matcom, that is his name
And he knows the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and TeenMidlo was hot
matcom was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
mat c.o.m. said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
She said, "I didn't.", but I know she did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Haruka and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
She yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
She wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Haruka and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
mat c. o. m. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
Haruka grabbed the money, mat c. o. m. snatched the gold
I grabbed TeenMidlo and a beer that's cold.

edit: shit, I hate editing masterpieces