Somebody buy me a drink - Democratic Underground

Orrex

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Wed Jun-17-09 09:41 PM
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Somebody buy me a drink

Make it a double. But not too fizzy.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:01 PM
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1. Here ya go. Cost me a buck three eighty.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:04 PM
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2. scotch on the rocks. double

Edited on Wed Jun-17-09 10:05 PM by Tuesday Afternoon

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triguy46

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:05 PM
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3. Two more bottles of wine coming up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU97vLkxxtY

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Zavulon

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:06 PM
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4. You should be on Facebook.

All those idiots do is send each other virtual drinks, virtual gifts and post super-informative updates such as "(So and so's name here) IS READY FOR THE WEEKEND!"

Actually, to be fair, that's all the idiots on my girlfriend's friends list do. Your mileage may vary, but probably not by a lot.

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madinmaryland

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:09 PM
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5. I'm sure someone at Chuck Tanner's Restaurant will buy you a drink!

:hi:

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Orrex

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:12 PM
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6. But that's way across town

There's a bar within stumbling distance of my house. Probably a safer bet.

Actually, I exaggerate my drinking prowess. I have on average maybe one drink per month, if that. The last time I was drunk was about six years ago.

Never been much of a drinker, but as a rhetorical device, sometimes a drink is just what the doctor ordered!

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triguy46

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:13 PM
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7. You mean Biff Tanner, don't you? Of BiffCo fame?

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Orrex

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:14 PM
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8. Nice post, butthead

Now make like a tree...

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triguy46

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:15 PM
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Honestly!!!! My first LOL of the day!!! Thanks for picking up on that!!!

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TK421

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:15 PM
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9. How about a scotch?

double, on the rocks

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Orrex

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:17 PM
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10. You and Tuesday Afternoon are just trying to get me drunk

I'll warn you--my wallet is empty.

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TK421

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:23 PM
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11. what, you think mine is full?

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Bucky

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Wed Jun-17-09 10:25 PM
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12. The following YouTube video is a talk drink for the ladies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDbBhks7F0 Also, something these three lads will one day, many years from now, pray desperately that their children never see. The perfect convergence of beauty and dorkfulness.

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