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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:22 AM
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Ladies, when throwing undergarments on stage
Aim for the horn section.

Thank you.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:23 AM
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1. I always aim for the drummer.
I figure that since they're ripping their shirts off for us, it's the least I can do. :7
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:24 AM
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2. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Edited on Thu Jun-18-09 10:24 AM by Symarip
See OP for details.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:26 AM
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3. LOL.
Guess that means a trip to the store for some nice lacey panties in a couple of weeks..;)
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:52 AM
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6. I've never seen the horn section rip their shirts off.
Once they offer the goods, the ladies will return the favor. :7
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:55 AM
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9. I wear a suit
Do you realize how long that would take?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:00 AM
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12. But it would be fun to watch.
:rofl:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:09 PM
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13. You so want to see my junk.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:37 AM
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4. Ladies, when throwing yourself on stage
Aim for the horny section.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:38 AM
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5. Rusty?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:38 PM
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17. +1
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:53 AM
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7. ...and try to be sure they are
free from skid marks:evilgrin:

(We played some really dumpy places.....)

:smoke:

mark
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:55 AM
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8. NO NO NO
The rythmic section is the proper target.

Thank you for your understanding.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:55 AM
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10. See OP for the correct procedure
You've been misinformed.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:56 AM
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11. The OP misrepresents reality.
Please adjust the instructions accordingly. :P
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:27 PM
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15. too easy-- bass players are always standing still
give the ladies a little challenge at least....
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:01 PM
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18. Finally
Someone gets it.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:02 PM
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20. The data is flawed.
:P
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:02 PM
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19. Not this bass player!
:D
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:13 PM
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22. really? does the bass players union know about this? I thought standing completely still
in a corner of the stage was rule # 1 .But I'm pretty old ( and personally getting tired of getting Depends thrown at me), so maybe the rules have changed and I didn't hear about it.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:25 PM
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23. When I played bass, I was the front man and singer as well...
back when I had hair and my own teeth....


mark
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:38 PM
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24. rampant breaking of union rules being reported; I need to alert---but to WHO?
maybe to my friend John who ,as local urban legend has it, actually was so motionless on stage that he fell asleep WHILE PLAYING one night. I know John,and I know that the leader of the band, at that time, was addicted to endless successions of medium slow shuffles so very well may have happened. John did acquire the nickname Sleepy La Bass after that alleged incident. But bass/front man/ lead singer?.....Jack Bruce lives ! ( but no hair or teeth huh, maybe Ginger Baker instead)
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:04 PM
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27. Oh my, entire shows of shuffles?
I guess if you don't gave time to practice often it could be a practical way to go.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:22 PM
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28. slight exaggeration, but only slight--not just shuffles, but laid back , semi-slow ones
got pretty tiresome to listen to,but they were friends and I'd go to hear em occasionally ( they were all really first rate blues and jazz players, but like I said, the leader was just in love with that one groove) , and understandable if the "urban legend" of my friend falling asleep is actually true.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:26 PM
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29. I could see that happening yeah.
Hehe.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 03:38 PM
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31. I used to sing like Jack Bruce - still can until I start coughing...
I was a member of the American Federation of Musicians back in the mid 60's, but not since then...They were pretty old fashioned.

mark
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:02 PM
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26. It's no longer required, but still relatively widespread.
I can't do it though, cause no one else moves in this band :D
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:25 PM
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14. as a sax player I thank you for this important public service announcement
and of course always bring an extra pair, so there's enough for both the sax and trombone guys.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:29 PM
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16. I usually aim for the bagpiper
:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:04 PM
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21. Well, don't the bagpipers
Usually need some for themselves? :hide:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 05:11 PM
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32. Only if they're in the British Army. n/t
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-20-09 09:26 AM
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33. ".....I don't know where you were last night, but I see you won first prize..."


Punch line to an old song about a drunken Scotsman and his penis.



:hi:

mark
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:53 PM
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25. Noted
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:43 PM
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30. There will be a quiz later
Be sure to show your work.
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