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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:28 AM
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Last night, I got drunk and admitted to myself something I've had locked up for years
I really want to nail the Orbitz gum lady. I don't care how annoying her accent is.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:30 AM
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1. .
I believe you will now be Dr. Stranges new BFF....:rofl:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:32 AM
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2. Whoa! I like what she's wearing.
That's freaking awesome! :thumbsup:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:34 AM
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4. It looks like it might be a challenge to get off...
...With my teeth.

:evilgrin:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:59 AM
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16. Technically would it be necessary to remove it?
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:00 AM
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19. No
But it would be 100% fun to do so.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:38 AM
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9. I approve of this post!
:wow:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:47 AM
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13. looks like a potential birthday present for someone next year...
;)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:55 AM
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14. I don't know
the list is long, and the funds are short.... :rofl:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:58 AM
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15. Ha! Why am I not surprised?
:*
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:12 AM
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21. Um
because you know me all too well? :shrug:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:32 AM
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3. I'm not sure "Move, you're pulling my hair, asshole" is pleasing in any accent
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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:34 AM
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5. She used to be on a soap opera and her american "accent" is worse..
Also, that getup looks horribly uncomfortable...
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:36 AM
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7. I don't think that it's meant to be worn for long periods of time.
Just sayin'. :7
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:41 AM
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11. A toast. "To ephemeral attire!"
:toast:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:02 AM
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20. Woohoo!
:toast:
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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:47 AM
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12. Oh I'm sure of that...
Those outfits always seem to be a bit much when "birthday suit" always seems to be the preferred outfit for most men :rofl:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:35 AM
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6. Dirty Mouth?
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:36 AM
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8. In for the Win!
:)
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:41 AM
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10. You can get used to an English accent.
Hell, Kiwi accents are even MORE annoying, but if the woman is hot enough, it can be overlooked.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:31 AM
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26. I find the kiwi accent to be kinda cute.
Then again, I'm a nerd so I've spent way too much time watching the 'making of' stuff for Lord of the Rings. :P
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:37 AM
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27. It's not that cute when to have to listen to it when they go into detailed descriptions of....
their extreme sports experiences. And that's just the women.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:41 AM
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28. Extreme sheep herding?
:P
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:42 AM
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29. No. Not herding.
I wish to God it WAS herding.....
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 10:59 AM
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17. The clothing is merely a formality. nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:40 PM
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30. Women look at the clothes, men look at where the clothes aren't. nt
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:00 AM
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18. I think the accent makes her 14% hotter. (n/t)
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:14 AM
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22. I didn't even know Orbitz had a gum lady
the only orbitz person I know is that annoying hovercraft guy.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:17 AM
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23. He is actually referring to Orbit gum.
:)
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:19 AM
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24. Whatever.
I don't watch a lot of tv. I hate her voice. I'd still snog her until one us is unable to use their legs.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 11:22 AM
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25. I watch very little TV as well.....
but I never forget an annoying commercial. ;)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:43 PM
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31. It's a coffee table book.
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