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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:30 PM
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HAHAHA. So, I'm picking up the MidloVan from the shop
Edited on Thu Jun-18-09 12:32 PM by Midlodemocrat
and have to put gas in the rental. I stop at WaWa and there's this guy walking around with this sign about closing the borders, stop free handouts, etc.

So, I pull up next to him and roll down the window. He approaches, apparently thinking I agree.

Me: "Yo, Tonto? WHich tribe are you with?"

Him: Flat line.

Me: "I mean, if you're advocating closing the borders, you couldn't be anything other than Native American, right?"

Him: Flat Line. Searches for pulse.

Me: Cackling, drives off.



Disclaimer: This is not an accurate or total representation of my feelings on immigration. I just hate the 'Free Handouts' meme.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:31 PM
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1. LOL!
:applause:
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:34 PM
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2. Bravo!
That's one thing those morans tend to conveniently overlook, isn't it?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:36 PM
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3. What brand is that minivan?
Seems like it's in the shop a lot. :hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:41 PM
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11. It had an issue with the A/C that they needed to order parts for
and the wrong one came in initially.

I've only had good luck with it, other than this.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:42 PM
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12. if you try to run me over with it i'm gonna grab for wires and pipes as you roll over me
Edited on Thu Jun-18-09 12:43 PM by CreekDog
:evilgrin:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:43 PM
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13. Won't work. The undercarriage is sealed.
I special ordered that just for you.


:rofl:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:37 PM
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4. Yeah, that's why I made this bumper sticker a while back...
http://www.cafepress.com/welcomenavaho.27273516

I saw one just like it that said, "Welcome to America. Now learn to speak English." So I felt the need to make my own version. :P
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:37 PM
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5. They have Wawa's down there now?
Man, Richmond is going downhill.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:38 PM
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6. Yeah for a couple of years.
A lot different from how I remember them in New England, but they're okay. The kids all like them for the cheap eats and cheap gas.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:44 PM
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14. Wawas are inferior to the almighty Quik Chek
I use them as a visual marker for traveling too far south in Jersey.

If I see a Wawa, it means, "turn around and head north. There be dragons here!"
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:46 PM
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15. Winn Dixie used to be Quik Chek.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:10 PM
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18. they also used to be:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:51 PM
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17. ooh. I'm gonna have to come visit you now!
I love Wawa. They don't have em here. Only Sheetz..:cry:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:38 PM
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7. You think that is really a good idea?
Those folks are crazy! Leave them alone, or they'll gank you!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:41 PM
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10. Highly unlikely.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:40 PM
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8. I would have paid you if you had said,"Hola, El Douchebag!"
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:41 PM
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9. I should have called him
Chief Shit in Pants.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 12:47 PM
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16. Too bad it's not the security guard from the school
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:16 PM
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19. Is Shop a euphemism for packy?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 01:41 AM
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20. so is it?
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 01:42 AM
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21. Midlo can't respond to you for a 'lil while :(
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