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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 01:17 PM
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A pretty funny joke I got from the Internets..
Hypnotist at the senior center

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'


The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist.






It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 03:45 PM
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1. I remember the first time I heard this one!
And it's still funny today!

Thank you!

:rofl:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 03:52 PM
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2. Hehe...
:)
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 04:02 PM
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3. That's funny!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 04:05 PM
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4. That joke stunk!
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 04:17 PM
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5. ha ha
:rofl:

I like that one.
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