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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Jun-18-09 04:18 PM
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Question for you all.

I am 50 years old.

I am not in the best of shape. I smoke and drink. Sometimes I smoke weed.

I start to cry when I am away from home for a few days.

I am afraid to fly on commercial planes.

I get dizzy on a step stool.

I have to use the bathroom frequently.

What are the chances of me fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming an astronaut?

Thank you.

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jun-18-09 05:40 PM
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1. You need diapers

Reference: the astronaut lady who tried to kill her husband's lover in Florida and drove there wearing diapers.

:hi:

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Deja Q

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Thu Jun-18-09 05:42 PM
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2. Oh good, now he has something in common with Senator Vitter...

:yoiks:

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jun-18-09 05:46 PM
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4. OUCH!

Lets hope that is the ONLY thing you have with the scumbag!

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merh

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Thu Jun-18-09 05:46 PM
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3. I think you could be reaching for the stars.

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NJmaverick

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Thu Jun-18-09 07:50 PM
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5. If space bat could do it, you can do it Lefty!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibq2IwznCgc

Bat Hung onto Shuttle During Liftoff

A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded.

Based on images and video, a wildlife expert who provides support to the center said the small creature was a free tail bat that likely had a broken left wing and some problem with its right shoulder or wrist. The animal likely perished quickly during Discovery’s climb into orbit.

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Gormy Cuss

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Thu Jun-18-09 07:59 PM
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6. 38.

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