For Father's Day, I awoke at 6:30 to catch my two-year-old's vomit in my hands. How about you?
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Sun Jun-21-09 08:27 AM
For Father's Day, I awoke at 6:30 to catch my two-year-old's vomit in my hands. How about you?
He's apparently fine, by the way. About 20 minutes later he was bouncing off the walls and acting like his usual nutty self.
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Sun Jun-21-09 08:29 AMOriginal message
I would skip the breakfast in bed this year. ;)
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Sun Jun-21-09 08:30 AMOriginal message
2. I would have called the infield fly rule.
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Sun Jun-21-09 08:31 AMOriginal message
3. Well, Happy Father's Day!
And next time grab a wastebasket!
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Sun Jun-21-09 09:02 AMReply #3
6. I would have, if I'd had more warning
It was kind of a surprise to both of us.
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Sun Jun-21-09 09:04 AMReply #6
7. You'll both probably still be telling this story 40 years from now.
We've got some like that in my family.:hi:
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:39 AMReply #6
17. What a great story for his....
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Sun Jun-21-09 08:45 AMOriginal message
4. I awoke happy that my kids aren't two anymore!
Seriously, I'm glad your son is OK.
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Sun Jun-21-09 07:04 PMReply #4
19. just keep calling them teens
It helps with the shock.:rofl:
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Sun Jun-21-09 08:49 AMOriginal message
5. for fathers day i left my kids in their bed and now im supervising 60 inmates
who i already warned not to act like kidsor they will have no TV, later today ill be out doing DUI checkpoint, so i know ill have fun.
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Sun Jun-21-09 09:10 AMReply #5
8. WOW! You Really know how to have a good time.....
I did some social work in a prison and I don't envy you a bit. Inmates there were some of the most immature idiots I ever met.
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Sun Jun-21-09 09:21 AMReply #8
9. lol yup i remembver we spoke before about the sociopaths and the myths
luckily for me today im with minimum security guys and away from the hole, so its a bit more relaxed, hope you are having a great day.
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Sun Jun-21-09 06:18 PMReply #9
18. I'm retired - I always have a great day...
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Sun Jun-21-09 10:18 AMOriginal message
....you'll look back on incidents like that as the Good Old Days.
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:07 AMOriginal message
11. Now I know what I'm giving my dad for Father's Day - a blast from the past!
Considering that I'm 38, I think he'll be really surprised...
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:12 AMReply #11
12. It still means a lot even if you mail it to him
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:19 AMReply #12
13. Good idea. I just finished up a really excellent bottle of scotch - I could use that
as a container and seal it up real nicely in the original packaging...
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:22 AMReply #13
14. I'm sure he'll appreciate the extra effort.
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:24 AMOriginal message
15. Woke up at 3, couldn't go back to sleep
So I whacked off for a couple hours, then got out of bed and had some corn flakes. In other words, typical morning for me.
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Sun Jun-21-09 11:29 AMReply #15
16. As long as you made time for yourself, that's the important thing.
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Sun Jun-21-09 10:11 PMOriginal message
20. Hubby got up at 10:00 am. Fixed him breakfast. He read the Sunday papers.
Told me he was taking a little nap at 1:00PM. He got up at 5:00PM. Dinner was served at 7:00PM.
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Sun Jun-21-09 10:19 PMOriginal message
21. Sounds like how Mother's Day went here
Our daughter came down with H1N1 during the night and had to be hospitalized.
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Mon Jun-22-09 04:24 AMOriginal message
22. It's all he had and he gave it with love. It could have been something else.
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:46 PMReply #22
23. True. I got the "something else" about two hours later, from the other end.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:14 PMReply #23
Well, as someone else said you'll have some great payback stories for his graduation or wedding reception. That and spoiling his kids rotten.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:15 PMOriginal message
25. That'll teach you to get someone knocked up!!
Then again I get the thrill of cleaning up the cat hairball I stepped in the other day.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:16 PMOriginal message
26. Hope you didn't use that great bleach/ammonia combo to clean up!
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:37 PMOriginal message
27. Got up, drank coffee, drove my son 200 miles to Camp, drove back
The camp is in a beautiful part of West Virginia, my lovely 9 year old daughter went along for the ride and my wife stayed home with the 2 year old, so it was a pretty nice day all told. A beautiful day to drive 8 hours.
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Mon Jun-22-09 04:06 PMOriginal message
28. Up at 6 am with the tot, cleaned gutters, pulled up carpet in basement
Made dinner.
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