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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:02 PM
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Aw crap! I just put my Dick in the mashed potatoes
Remember that Nixon statuette I had on my desk, that I knocked on the floor earlier? Well, you won't believe this.

I'm having some mashed potatoes for lunch, and I went to move the statuette out of the way, and I plunked it right into the potatoes. DAMMIT.

This really isn't my day.
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Nicole Lambeth Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:03 PM
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1. mmm...mashed potatoes
And aren't you supposed to drop your Dick in apple pie?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:04 PM
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2. I hope you're not gonna behead your cock tonight and cook that up for dinner
That cock is so pretty!!!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:04 PM
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3. The taters didn't seem to mind.

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:34 PM
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4. Well, if it's gonna be THAT kind of party...
:o
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:35 PM
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5. Don't drop it in cider.
But if you do, I want a videotape of it.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:45 PM
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6. I put my balls in the gravy.
Damn baseballs, always falling off of things.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-23-09 12:58 PM
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7. Gee, nnns, with threads like this it's as if there have been no suspensions at all!!
Way to carry the mantle, my man. :patriot:
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