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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:04 AM
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I'm a member of The 700 Club! I'd like to scream something!
BILLY GRAHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:


You see, Billy Graham has been haunting me for sometime. :D

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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:07 AM
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1. Praise Jeebus!!!!!!!!!
O8)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:11 AM
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2. And the angel of the lord came unto me
Edited on Sun Mar-14-04 01:12 AM by LastKnight
snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus!


intro to 'Disgustipated' by tool

-LK
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:26 AM
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3. Awesome!
n/t :D
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:28 AM
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4. i love songs with social commentary pertaining to religion...
Edited on Sun Mar-14-04 01:29 AM by LastKnight
especially ones that critisize it, religion can get pretty messed up sometimes.

so i say, LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES! save our brothers, can i get an amen?

-LK
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:38 AM
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6. AMEN n/t
:P
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LiberalManiacfromOC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:35 AM
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5. ew.....
ALRIGHT!!!! IM GONNA CRACK!!! GOD DAMN IT DONT TOUCH ME!!!! NOW LETS GO MAKE FUN OF MR. EWELL BECAUSE HE RAN THE MARATHON SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BILLY GRAHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

we really do have screwed up minds samantha....
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:39 AM
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7. Yes we do...
Don't forget:

ASHCROFT IS IN THE HOSPITAL

WITH CHENEY ON TOP!!!!!!!!!

:P :P :P :P
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LiberalManiacfromOC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 03:49 AM
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9. HOW COULD I FORGET
ROVE AND BUSH SLEEP IN THE SAME BED BECAUSE LAURAS AN UGLY BITCH!!!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 03:28 PM
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13. Over in LBN: AssKKKroft was released.
the Gall-meister himself.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 03:52 PM
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14. I saw that oy vey
It's kinda funny, my grandmother just went through the same procedure cept she didn't stay in the hospital as long :P
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LiberalManiacfromOC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 04:04 PM
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15. Well, duh....
thats because cheneys on top, like you said :P
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:27 AM
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16. What the fudge?
lol :P
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 01:39 AM
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8. Awwwwwwwwwww - you deserve a medal for getting this far !
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


:evilgrin:

take that!

:silly:

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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 02:36 PM
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10. LOL Thanks!
PRAISE JEEBUS! :P
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 03:00 PM
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11. You are a strange girl, Al
Don't change. Now get your bibble, we's got some thumping to do.


Congrats.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 03:24 PM
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12. lol Thank you, I won't
:D
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:36 AM
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17. Abandon hope, all ye who enter!



Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College Great barrington, Massachusetts
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