I'm Mark Sanford!! Ask me anything OR post here and I'll tell you why you are immoral

LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:39 PM
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I'm Mark Sanford!! Ask me anything OR post here and I'll tell you why you are immoral

I like to pass judgements of morality on others!

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charlie and algernon

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:42 PM
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1. did you get poison ivy "down there" while hiking naked on the AT?

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LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:47 PM
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4. Only a sinner like you would have sex on our national hiking trails

Immoral people like you are the cornerstone of the bankrupcy of morality in this country.

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charlie and algernon

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:59 PM
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10. so i'm the cornerstone of this country?

awsome! Thanks for the compliment, Gov!

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taterguy

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:43 PM
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2. What's the best ride at Carowinds?

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LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:50 PM
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5. Is that all you think about - your needs to go 'riding'

I know that secretive term of what you mean and there is a place in hell for people like you!

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Sanity Claws

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:46 PM
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3. Does Jenny have you pussywhipped?

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LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:51 PM
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7. How dare you think the mother of my children and beloved wife would do THAT

she is a saint and I respect the bounds of our marriage that says we should only have sex to pro-create and even then in the basic positions.

That's why I flew to argentina to truly get pussywhipped!

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SacredCow

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:51 PM
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6. We know what a "Brazilian" wax implies... What does an "Argentinian" look like?

:hide:

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LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:54 PM
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9. Is this the type of stuff you want to teach our children!!!

When we take God and the bible out of the classroom we allow our teachers the rights to teach this immorality to our children. But the Argentinian is like a brazilian with a bit of 5 o'clock shadow.

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edbermac

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Thu Jun-25-09 12:52 PM
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8. Was the sex THAT good that you had to fly to Argentina?

She must be one red-hot piece!

:wow:

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LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:13 PM
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13. Red-Hot is the fires of hell that will engulf someone like you of no moral values

But yeah, worth the frequent flyer miles that one!

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KamaAina

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:11 PM
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11. Does it really take two to tango?

:evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:12 PM
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12. As long as the two tangoing are one man and one woman who are married in the eyes of God...

or doing it in another zip code.

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graywarrior

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:15 PM
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14. Is your life all in a world wind today, Markie Mark?

Ddid you not know you can see tan lines in SC?

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sarge43

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:18 PM
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15. Mark, wouldn't it have been better just to grab up your secretary,

Miss Soozie Mae Giggles, and pop for a tacky weekend at South of the Border? No one would have cared or noticed.

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MajorChode

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:30 PM
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19. Take a letter, Maria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Y0x1jLkLg

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maddezmom

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:20 PM
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16. Is the beef that much better down south?

http://www.beef.org/

:D

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MajorChode

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:22 PM
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17. Your wife is pretty hot and filthy rich...

Would you mind if I hit on her?

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Arugula Latte

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Thu Jun-25-09 01:22 PM
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18. Are you sad you won't be presidenting now?

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Javaman

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Thu Jun-25-09 03:06 PM
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20. When you tango, who leads? nt

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