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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 09:56 AM
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Often times I will ask my kitty deep and meaningful philosophical questions.
Like, "Why are you a kitty?" and she just sits there squinting at me and purring. No answer as of yet.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 09:58 AM
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1. You're lucky
Edited on Fri Jun-26-09 09:58 AM by motely36
My cats just walk away.

edit: grammar
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 10:01 AM
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2. She's not squinting. She's squeezing her eyes in contentment.
I call it squeezy-eyes.

The purring indicates her answer: to give you comfort. :)
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 10:44 AM
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3. I do the same thing
Edited on Fri Jun-26-09 10:47 AM by Rob H.
Mostly I ask, "How did I get so lucky to find you?" and she just squeezes her eyes shut and purrs. :)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 10:50 AM
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4. That's because cats are stupid.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 10:51 AM
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5. itching to be on the DTM36 list already?
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 10:59 AM
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6. Chick-fil-a nuggets?
Guess what they are made from? Let's just say they don't have the PETA stamp of approval. :P
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 11:07 AM
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7. Sometimes my cat looks really wise, so I ask him to provide a unifying theory
of morality and quantum mechanics. Other times, he can't figure out how to transfer the kibble from bowl to mouth...
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