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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-29-09 04:56 PM
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Will the world spin off its axis if 24 hours goes by without one of the 3 cats or dog puking?
I think it will and I also think we're all very safe.


as a side note, they eat the good food, some brand called "Blue" the vet rec'd it and the SO buys it.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-29-09 05:46 PM
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1. My dear NightWatcher!
That's a truly sucky way to keep the earth on its axis...

Hopefully we'll figure out some better way, lol!

Hope the puking stops soon...

:hi:

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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-29-09 05:59 PM
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2. Actually, if they stop puking, the Earth has stopped spinning.
It's the motion sickness that's getting to them. If the Earth spins off its axis, they'll all start vomiting simultaneously from the unnatural movement.

Seriously, could the little buggers be snacking on grass or other green plants when you're not looking?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-29-09 07:53 PM
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3. Actually, it's their puking that's saving the earth by rebalancing the mass of the planet
Like those little lead things on your tires that keep them balanced, your animals' vomit is keeping the earth balanced.

So, yeah, the world would spin of its axis if they stopped doing that.
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-29-09 08:06 PM
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4. Yes the world will spin off, but the axis will remain right where it is.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-29-09 08:16 PM
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5. Hork Day again, huh.
Here too (yuck!) :P
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