When she said "nice rack", I thought she meant how I arranged the balls on the pool table. My boobs?

Lil Missy

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Mon Jun-29-09 07:36 PM
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When she said "nice rack", I thought she meant how I arranged the balls on the pool table. My boobs?

Damn, I should have asked for her phone number. x(

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Moondog

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Mon Jun-29-09 07:40 PM
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1. If they're that nice, she'll be back another time. Keep cycling through the place ....

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jeff30997

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Mon Jun-29-09 07:40 PM
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2. Well that's her loss.

But the next time please pay more attention. :P

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Jun-29-09 07:41 PM
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3. I've always wondered

How did we get "boobs" from "rack"?

Maybe you'll see her again?

:hug:

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Moondog

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Mon Jun-29-09 07:43 PM
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4. Which came first - the chicken or the egg?

:shrug:

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meow2u3

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Mon Jun-29-09 09:29 PM
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5. Did you bust your boobs?

:evilgrin:

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foxfeet

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Mon Jun-29-09 10:16 PM
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6. Sweetie, you need to get out more.

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Lil Missy

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Mon Jun-29-09 10:33 PM
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7. That's for sure!

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Robeson

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Mon Jun-29-09 10:50 PM
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8. Pointless without pictures.

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Lil Missy

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Mon Jun-29-09 11:51 PM
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9. Ask flvegan.

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Jack Sprat

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Mon Jun-29-09 11:58 PM
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10. What?

You're not insinuating that you shoot pool, are you? This is a terribly sinful, wicked game. It's the devil's workshop. :sarcasm: Lay aside that cue stick and repent. Repent, I say!

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Lil Missy

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Tue Jun-30-09 06:48 AM
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11. Is that in the Bible?

;-)

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Deep13

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Tue Jun-30-09 10:44 AM
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13. Christianity hates anything fun...

...because the only uplifting thing they want people to have is religion. During Elizabeth's reign, she was constantly pestered by Puritans who wanted to shut down the theaters and ale houses. If they had their way, we would have no Shakespear and no pubs.

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One_Life_To_Give

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Tue Jun-30-09 07:49 AM
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12. Yes sir we have trouble, right here in DU.

With a Capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
(Chorus "That stands for pool")

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