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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:20 PM
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It's 8:18pm in Highland Park, MI, Ask MrScorpio really deep questions
Edited on Sun Mar-14-04 08:21 PM by MrScorpio
SEC Swat Squad. Where were these guys during ENRON?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:21 PM
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1. i'll tell you where, Hank
but in return, i want that nifty flame thrower
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:23 PM
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2. Wait till I'm done wiping out James Bonn's pals
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:30 PM
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3. you allready did
i read it in the paper, you took over allready
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:32 PM
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4. Those guys are like roaches...
You incinerate 20 you know you've got 200 more
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:38 PM
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9. i'll trade ya
for a pair of Mark XIX desert eagles and 1,000 rounds of .50 cal ammo for it
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:50 PM
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11. Through in a SAW and it's a deal
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:53 PM
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12. chain saw
or saw hammer *a LARGE sword like saw*
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:34 PM
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21. Six foot wide Circular
Great for slicing secret agents in half
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:39 PM
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22. your allready getting
the 2 guns ($3,000 value) and 1,000 rounds of .50 cal ammo
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:43 PM
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23. It makes great theatre
As Billy said in Beverly Hill Cop II

"You can never never too much firepower"

Words to live by
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:32 PM
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5. Why do fools fall in love?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:38 PM
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8. To maintain a steady supply of fools. of course
Why do you think there's a sucker born every minute?

How else are the Repugs going to maintain their "Base"?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:35 PM
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6. Ordered to stand down, just like the MANG was on 9/11
not hard to do.... one phone call from a OEB office can do it.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:37 PM
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7. What's the meaning of life?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:44 PM
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10. A prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives...
Almost like life during the Bush Administration
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:56 PM
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13. Chicken or egg?
Once and for all!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:15 PM
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16. Neither
The Chicken Fajita Omlette @ IHOP

Have it with Buttermilk Pancakes. It's the bomb.
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freeforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:03 PM
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14. Now this is...
a really typical Scorpio request, LOL

"Ask MrScorpio really deep questions"

What do you think is the point of our existence? Do you believe we keep returning and evolving, or at death, is that it?


(from another Scorpio!)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:19 PM
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17. Hakuna Matata
or another way:

Soylent Green is people.

As always, you are what you eat.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:11 PM
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15. What did you do to deserve this?
How do you think China figures into the grand scheme of things?

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Which has the greater influence, nature or nurture?

I didn't look at the thread about immortality so I don't know who answered what there, but would you want to be immortal, and if so, what you would do with your time?

Why do good things happen to bad people?

That oughta keep ya busy :P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:31 PM
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19. What we did
"How do you think China figures into the grand scheme of things?"

The only proper place setting should be "Fine". Leave the mayo jars in the cabinet

"When you look in the mirror, what do you see?"

The personification of my tremendous ego

"Which has the greater influence, nature or nurture?"

Natural nurturing

"I didn't look at the thread about immortality so I don't know who answered what there, but would you want to be immortal,"

Sure, I'll go with that

"and if so, what you would do with your time?"

Breathe

"Why do good things happen to bad people?"

It gives us a great reason to hate their guts and to plot their eventual downfall.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:30 PM
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18. How many
licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 09:32 PM
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20. one, two, three... CRUNCH!!!
Three

Same as always!!
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