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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 07:47 PM Original message |
Phrases that kill resumes. |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
1. I was once the recipient of a resume |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 08:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Lots of funny ones here! |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
33. Yes, those are funny |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 05:00 PM Response to Reply #2 |
43. “Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.” |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'm on parole. |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
4. I'd try using the word "reformed" as seldom as possible. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. Funny. I'd toss their good example and look for something more like they reject. |
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lukasahero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 11:32 AM Response to Reply #5 |
16. I'd toss both their example and their rejections |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
6. Sometimes you don't need the resume. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. "I get off the registry in two years." |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-06-09 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
8. "Self-starting team player and people person." |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 09:32 AM Response to Reply #8 |
14. I was suprised 'People Person' wasn't on that original list |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:30 PM Response to Reply #14 |
40. I told an interviewer once I hated people. |
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northernlights (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:34 AM Response to Reply #14 |
62. to me, the phrase "people person" means |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
9. "I know CRT and database" |
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Inspired (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
41. That is funny! I know them too! |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
10. ANY mention of owning or running your own business or any |
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Tyrone Slothrop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:01 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. Your post really saddens me |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 03:16 AM Response to Reply #23 |
49. I told my last employer that I was a published writer, and was |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
11. Jiz mopper |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
12. “I am a wedge with a sponge taped to it. . . . |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
13. I don't know about phrases |
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Moondog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 11:30 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Lined the bottom of your birdcage? |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 12:21 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. If I had a bird, I would have. |
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Moondog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 12:25 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. And what, if anything, did you think / say to yourself as you hit "delete"? |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 05:49 PM Response to Reply #18 |
45. Well, we're not hiring anyway, so..... |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. Education: Deleware State University |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:41 PM Response to Reply #19 |
29. RE: listing political groups |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
31. I agree with all except your last one. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:22 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. I'm not saying it's right |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. There shouldn't be a "pass" to begin with. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:23 AM Response to Reply #38 |
51. Again, you're treating this as if it were happening now |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:09 AM Response to Reply #51 |
57. I know it happened in the past, but you're saying it's still a good policy. |
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northernlights (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:40 AM Response to Reply #51 |
63. I cannot imagine having someone in their 20s |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:22 PM Response to Reply #31 |
36. dupe |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 05:11 PM Response to Reply #31 |
44. I thought that was an odd one. If you think you might screw it up, you can totally dodge |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:34 AM Response to Reply #44 |
53. Well, that would work now with cell phones |
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MrsMatt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:22 PM Response to Reply #19 |
34. "Graduate of St. Oaf College" |
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vadawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 07:39 PM Response to Reply #19 |
69. good point about names, my name is anglisiced due to issues with people misspelling it |
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CherokeeDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
20. Thanks! |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Fired for gross incompetence/sleeping with the boss's daughter" |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 07:07 PM Response to Reply #21 |
66. That's pretty sad |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. I once had a applicant for a graduate assistant position |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
24. thanks for this |
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Mojo_electro (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
25. Best job interview ever! |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 04:07 AM Response to Reply #25 |
50. The title said it was in english |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. One I saw many years ago: "I'm proficient in Lotus 1 and 2 and working on 3." |
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lukasahero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:34 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Bwah! |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
27. Willing to travel |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
30. Tour guide at historic state penitentiary |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
32. Dude, I am so baked right now |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
37. I wrote a fake resume for fun years ago. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
39. Would you hire someone who on at the interview by chance... |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 04:56 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. I was at an interview once where I decided on the spot |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
46. I fucking hate HR assholes. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:43 AM Response to Reply #46 |
55. My dad always said HR people were painfully risk averse |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:22 AM Response to Reply #46 |
60. When you go to H.R. in confidence, to spill your guts... |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 05:43 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. It's amazing isn't it. |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 07:21 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. I got pulled aside Friday morning at 7:30 and was told "the plan" |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
47. "Ever since I resigned as Governor ..." nt |
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MadMaddie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-07-09 07:46 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Oh snap... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
52. About 10 years ago, I dated a woman that worked in HR |
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pinniped (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
54. I know there are some people at my work that didn't use that 'team player' line. |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
56. I've experienced many instances where this one would be |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
58. Found "not guilty" of strangling previous supervisor to death. nt |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
59. Reason For Leaving: "Boss needed killin" |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 07:23 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. I worked for that prick! n/t |
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lutefisk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
61. "President of the United States, 2001-2009" |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
65. "A subpeona is not an indictment." n/t |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
70. I once interviewed with a pretty cool engineering company, |
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