The High Handedness of all CAPTIONS!!!!

"Why would anyone want to be on the Left anyway? Only like 13% of the population is left handed and I can tell you from personal experience that the lefties didn't go into ROTC or engineering. Shit. They was all English majors or like in drama and art. Useless freaks, in other words. So if most people are right handed, how come like everyone's not a Republican? Cause the lefties have got them fooled. They want more people to write with their left hand and start thinking stupid before they vote and stuff. It's the same with gay people. Why . . . (blah, blah, blah) . . . ."

(Handedness, in the genetic code, was probably a feature of the upper-Palaeolithic period. W. is, notably, still proud.)

:bounce:

*SLAP*.. I'm G. Washington, beeotch!

Now, George...!
C'mon!
Do it, NOW!
George!
George?
Aw, he's just a picture!

NOW do I look more like Washington?


Photog: No, you moron. Standing like him does NOT make you LOOK like him.

can you imagine how long he had to stand to have that picture done? don't hear anyone complaining about that ...