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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:31 AM
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Actual headline: "Drunk Badger Disrupts Traffic In Germany"
Drunk badger disrupts traffic in Germany
Animal staggered into the middle of road and refused to budge, police say

BERLIN - A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday.

A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31800290/ns/world_news-weird_news/
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:36 AM
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1. what an eye for detail
badger diarrhea?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:39 AM
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2. I've had badger diarrhea on Pabst.
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:45 AM
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4. hopefully not in the middle of a German road n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:49 AM
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6. I can't remember
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Blue Diadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:44 AM
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3. .
Drunk badger, badger diarrhea, refused to budge. :spray:

:rofl:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 01:25 PM
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10. Blitzed Badger Buzzed On Bad Bings Begged To Budge But Bowels Bulge and Blow
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 01:26 PM by Beetwasher
n/t
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:48 AM
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5. I can imagine similar things happen in Madison, Wisconsin. nt
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:56 AM
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7. give it some more cherries
That should fix him up.
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:57 AM
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8. hair of the dog
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 12:26 PM
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9. Oy
:silly: :rofl:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 01:31 PM
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11. BADGERS..... We don't need no stinkin badgers!
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 01:51 PM
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12. Just from the first 4 words you know it's either Germany or Florida
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 01:54 PM
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13. Although they look cute and cuddly, don't ever, ever do this to a family of badgers:
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 01:55 PM
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14. Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom MUSHROOM
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 03:39 PM
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18. Cause it needs it.
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 03:39 PM by jobycom
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 03:08 PM
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15. Where are the dachshunds when you need them?
Drunk badger? Should be easy pickings for a hungry doxie....bta, the doxie would end up drunk with the doggie runs :silly:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 03:12 PM
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16. The last sentence you posted actually made me guffaw...
...that was the cherry atop the ice cream sundae :)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 03:17 PM
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17. Der besoffene Dachs ...
At least, Germans stop for drunken badgers! Ha! :rofl:
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 05:35 PM
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19. A badger? He wasn't carrying a ring, was he?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expecting_Someone_Taller

(Pssst: I'd check for crop circles.)
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:13 PM
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20. Damn U of Wussconsin in Madison pricks can't hold their liquor
:hide:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:14 PM
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21. Quit Badgering The Lounge
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:25 PM
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22. That's what the tarp in the back of the car is for
:hide:
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:28 PM
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23. I want to party with that badger. nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:56 PM
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24. Maybe someone should call this guy
http://richmond.craigslist.org/grd/1257972003.html
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