Kids say the darndest things...Continued from last week...
I just saw someone post using the phrase "blow a gasket" and remembered that my oldest used to say "blow a casket." She also thought the word "urchin" was "urchent" not sure how that came about... And she chose a crowded elevator in which to ask (at age 8!!) what a blow job was....OMG... Anyone want to share some more stories about the cute/funny/silly things our kids come up with?
5. Well, better than the doofus POTUS who calls astronauts 'spacial
entrepreneurs..." god help us... I think he likes 'entrepreneurs' because it's a four-syllable word and it's one that he rarely fucks up because he mushes his mouth around it so carefully...he's always SO proud, he almost pauses for applause whenever he says it...
6. My youngest called his friend's mom whose name is Susan a "lazy Susan"
when she was sitting in a lawn chair flipping through a magazine to keep an eye on them when they were playing in the back yard. I think that he was around 3 at the time.
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