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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:46 PM
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Please help me.
Within the next 45 minutes, I will be needing a Burro, 5 thighmasters. and about 50 pounds of that fake grass that you put into Easter baskets.

I don't have time to explain why I need this stuff so quickly, but I CAN tell you that it is not good.

If anyone can help, please let me know.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:47 PM
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1. no burro, but I've got a frozen burrito if you need it.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:48 PM
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3. Thanks, but it has to be a live Burro, with good teeth.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:51 PM
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10. how about with good lips
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:52 PM
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12. That Burro has pretty eyes too, and that is NOT ACCEPTABLE for this mission.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:58 PM
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17. well, this one won't show me his teeth
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:58 PM
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18. He'll do. Can you Fed Ex him?
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:09 PM
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19. Hell no, he doesn't like to fly.
Ground shipment and loyal to the US Postal service is the best I can do.

(They have a box that he will just fit into and it I can ship at flat rate.)
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:48 PM
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2. I dont have any fake Easter grass
but I have a bale of hay.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:49 PM
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5. Thanks, but it has to be the fake stuff due to allergies.
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:51 PM
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9. yeah, and I guess
the burro would eat all the hay, anyway.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:51 PM
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11. No no....I'm not allowing the Burro near the fake grass, so no problem there.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:49 PM
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4. Sounds like you're having "company", if you know what I mean.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:50 PM
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7. There you go again...jumping to conclusions.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:49 PM
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6. I have 4 thighmasters, but one is broken.
Will that help in any way?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:50 PM
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8. No, it has to be an odd number, greater than three.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:53 PM
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13. Here ya go: Edible Easter Grass
GO GREEN!

One of the neatest Easter products that we have seen in a long time!
This edible grass is perfect for lining Easter baskets!

Unit Price = $3.90/bag.

Box contains 5 Edible Easter Grass bags, each with a net weight of 1 ounce.

Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb.
http://www.candywarehouse.com/eastergrass.html

50 pounds will only run ya a little over 60 bucks.
:-)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:55 PM
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14. Thank you, but it CAN'T be edible....
If I was able to explain about the thighmasters, you would understand why.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:56 PM
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15. What's really amazing is that we both need the same things at the same time.
Who would have guessed? :shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:57 PM
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16. KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT! YOU'LL RUIN THE WHOLE THING!
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:12 PM
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20. I just got off the phone with Suzanne
she will be delivering the needed thighmasters shortly
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:45 PM
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21. Are you starting your hula school again?
Good thing you're getting fake grass. You'll avoid the bugs this time...
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:54 PM
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23. you need to come clean my keyboard
:spray:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:48 PM
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22. darn it I'm too late!
the 45 minutes are up.
Did you get your stuff? Cause I have the fake grass, man.
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