How many freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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in fact, i didn't think they screwed anywhere.

Under a cabbage leaf?

They still live in The Dark Ages. They use candles cause elecrticity is made by withches/Du'ers

DDQM

They just sit around talking about how the old one burning out is the fault of Clinton's penis.

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They would rather remain in the darkness.

Then blame Bill Clinton for the lack of light...

Light bulbs cause light. Light leads to truth. Freepers can't handle the truth.

is a Hillary Clinton plot to take over the world!

1 To Blame Clinton for not anticipating the light burning out
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the replacement bulb ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder set up
1 To Blame Clinton for not telling them to flick the light swtich ON since the bulb was working anyway.

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Two, provided the lightbulb is big enough for them to both fit in :)

3 to blame the Democrats for having it burn out
1 to blame the previous administration
1 to start a website ridiculing it going out
7 to start threads on FR about how it was a union made lightbulb and that's why it went out
2 to write to LTTE about how this is what the country will be like if * isn't reelected
14 congressmen to demand a resolution censuring the lightbulb during the war on terror
9 columnists to write articles about the trustworthyness of these "bulbs of light"
6 television commentators to mock lightbulbs everywhere
1 person to replace the bulb
3 to go onto news shows and give * the full credit for the new bulb
4 to start an astro-turf campaign, praising * for returning the light to a grateful America
5 to demand a formal investigation to determine if the lightbulb going out was a dirty trick by the DNC to embarrass * during the election

"It's the light bulb's fault that it burned out. Let it take care of its own problems. You're not getting my light bulb."

Is when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

"First the'll will come for your lightbulbs, then your guns".

Becuase Rush and Fox news has not told them how to do it.

..is burning crosses.

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that job has been outsourced

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