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Mr. Ected

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:39 PM
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I (heart) Porn

Just pulled in behind a car with that bumper sticker on her Honda Accord. Later, when I had pulled up next to the driver at a stop light, she looked over at me: young, attractive...and an aficionado of pornography.

How 'bout that.

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newcriminal

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:42 PM
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1. It was her old, ugly dad's car.

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scheming daemons

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:43 PM
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2. I (different body part) Porn

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suninvited

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:45 PM
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3. I wonder if she knew that sticker was there

sometimes people stick other peoples cars as a joke.

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Symarip

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:45 PM
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4. Oh, she knew alright

Next to her porn sticker was a sticker that said I (heart) Pizza Delivery Men Who Forget Their Pants.

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suninvited

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Mon Jul-13-09 03:05 PM
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9. ohhhh, well, thats a different story

:rofl:

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rug

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:56 PM
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5. Was it in your home town?

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Mr. Ected

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Mon Jul-13-09 02:57 PM
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6. Yes it was

Cumming, Georgia.

How ironic.

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Strong Atheist

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Mon Jul-13-09 03:01 PM
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7. Recommended,

dammit! x(

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sasquatch

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Mon Jul-13-09 04:48 PM
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12. +2

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Mon Jul-13-09 03:02 PM
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8. Are you sure you saw correctly there?

I mean, I do drive a Celica not an Accord...;)

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Mr. Ected

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Mon Jul-13-09 03:07 PM
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11. I'm fairly certain that it was an Accord and not a Celica

But count yourself lucky; I was following so closely that there was a great chance that the driver could have been rear-ended.

;-)

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kwassa

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Mon Jul-13-09 10:12 PM
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16. ooo, you said rear-ended!

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HopeHoops

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Mon Jul-13-09 03:06 PM
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10. My favorite ever - small oval - "Vaginas are way cool"

Young guy driving, girl in the passenger seat.

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omega minimo

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Mon Jul-13-09 05:08 PM
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13. Did it give you a

Mr. Ection? :wow:

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Mr. Ected

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Mon Jul-13-09 05:43 PM
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14. I know this is going to kick this thread back to the top

But I wanted to give you kudos for that one!

:fistbump:

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omega minimo

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Mon Jul-13-09 10:08 PM
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15. Which is worse: a Mr. Ection

or an UnRection?

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