I need a crappy chocolate cake recipe...

I'm just gonna bring it into the office, anyway. :eyes:

add two rotten eggs, a can of Red Bull, and the contents of your pet's litterbox.

Beat to a smooth consistency with a rusty screwdriver, and pour into the oilpan of a 74 Peterbilt. Bake 75 minutes or until as hard as a rock, chip out of the pan and frost with axlegrease, and dust with powdered sugar.

Serves 10, depending on size of the oil pan and/or the cat.

... I live in a no-pets building. :(

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the ones that use pudding are pretty good.

I honestly believe that the ONLY reason Sandra Lee EATS a MEAL is to have an EXCUSE for downing pitcher after pitcher of those damned "tinis."

"On today's show we're making blah blah blah blah blah, and then I'll show you my elegant and gorgeous place setting, and we'll finish it off with a refreshing cinnamon apple tini...or ten..."

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I'm assuming that she's either a whole lotta fun when she's sloppy drunk, or the world's biggest pain in the ass. There can be no middle ground when it comes to Sandra. Just LOOK at the cover of that book! She's been drinking heavily and she's HOLDING A KNIFE.

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Every hour, somewhere, it's Cocktail Time, and who is she to go against custom?


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People will look at you VERY strangely when they see this on your table. It looks gross, but you can't beat it for taste and novelty. Someone made it, left it on her kitchen table and her hubby threw it out and yelled at her for leaving the cat's box on the table, that's how real looking it is.

All I can say is this: Make sure your friends/family have a sense of humor. Last year, my son and his girlfriend made this for Halloween. Adam was hanging around the table, talking to a friend. He reached over, grabbed a piece of Tootsie Roll and popped it into his mouth. "Mmmm....I love the turds best of all," he said nonchantly. His friend excused himself and left.


KITTY LITTER CAKE
# 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
# 1 white cake mix
# 1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
# 1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
# Green food coloring
# 12 small Tootsie Rolls
# 1 new (and definitely unused) kitty litter pan
# 1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
# 1 new Pooper Scooper


Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup.

To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it soggy. Combine gently).

Line new, clean kitty litter box.

Put mixture into litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable.

Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.

Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.)

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted.

Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.

Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.

Serve with a new pooper scooper.

a cup full of oatmeal to the batter and see what happens. Cake ends up super-moist.

It's bound to suck; and you can get it cheaper there than anywhere else.

They show hidden camera scenes of people doing that on FOX all the time...