I'll bet EVERY DUer, every SINGLE one, could kick Green Lantern's ASS if he took off that damn RING.

Amerigo Vespucci

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Sat Jul-18-09 03:24 PM
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I'll bet EVERY DUer, every SINGLE one, could kick Green Lantern's ASS if he took off that damn RING.

He's got to be the POOREST excuse for a "super hero" EVER.

"Hey, Green Lantern, what's your SUPER POWER?"

"I have a ring."

"EXCUSE ME?"

"I have a ring."

"That's great, I'm very happy for you, but WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER?"

Come on, what do you say. Let's take this damned punk DOWN a few notches.

:evilgrin:

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Aristus

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Sat Jul-18-09 03:27 PM
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1. Not me. If he's a good liberal like Green Arrow, I've got his back...

B-)

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rcrush

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Sat Jul-18-09 03:27 PM
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2. ...

NO

YOU

DIDNT

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WCGreen

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Sat Jul-18-09 03:36 PM
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3. What kind of "power" can be stopped by yellow...

What the fuck is that...

Like J'on J'onson with the wood and Aquaman with air...

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vixengrl

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Sat Jul-18-09 03:47 PM
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4. It's like, his butt could be totally kicked by some guy with jaundice.

I think wood was the Achilles' heel of the earlier version Green Lantern though from the golden age, though.

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Deja Q

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Sat Jul-18-09 04:17 PM
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5. Well that just means any of Woody Allen's characters can punch him straight to Tau Ceti...

Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 04:17 PM by Deja Q

:rofl:

Oh look, so can the :rofl: dude!

:spray:

uh-oh. Mr. :spray: is in trouble...

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