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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 11:50 PM
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Kickin' back with a nice single malt. Ask me anything.
It's been a long day of lying to Congress, lying to the UN, lying to the american people, and orchestrating with Diebold to steal the election.

I'm exhausted...
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Eureka Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 11:53 PM
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1. One from the Aussies
Is John Howard's head flat enough to rest a beer on?

I mean, if anyone would know, you'd know, right?
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 11:54 PM
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2. After he's had a jarhead style buzzcut, yes.
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Eureka Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 11:58 PM
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3. But he never has
I see you can spend all day lying, and have some more left over, you treacherous chimpy you.

So, spill the beans.

When our Prime Miniature was over there, on his knees, umm, asking for a 'free' trade agreement, did you or did you not rest a beer on his head?

Opinion polls suggest most Aussies think you did. Or would Pickles get all grumpy if she really knew?

Come on Chimster, it wasn't called skull & BONES for nothing now, was it.

:-)
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:01 AM
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6. That's a matter of national security
Wouldn't want to offend the sensibilities of you fosters-swilling Aussies.
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Eureka Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:07 AM
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15. Thats an invadable offence
Fosters Swilling! Outrageous.
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:10 AM
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17. "Fosters" -- Australian for "Piss"
Go eat some Vegemite!
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 11:59 PM
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4. So Junior, when are you going to invade Spain?
Now that they voted "for the terrorists" and all.....
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:02 AM
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7. Just as soon as the OSP comes up with 'evidence' that Spain was behind 911
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:01 AM
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5. What's with the drinking?
Aren't you supposed to be a recovering alcoholic?
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:03 AM
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9. I'm recovered.
I can *hic* handle it.

I wonder what this shiny red button that says "DO NOT PRESS" does?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:02 AM
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8. With all due respect, Bush,
Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 12:03 AM by BurtWorm
why are you such a piece of shit? And I mean that most respectfully, your Bushness.
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:04 AM
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11. I think this cartoon might explain things.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:05 AM
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12. Delicious answer, mr. "president"!
:evilfrown:
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:18 AM
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22. There's more truth to that than most proles realize.
Good thing they're easily distracted...
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Eureka Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:04 AM
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10. Oooh, Oooh, I have another!
Actually, one, and a supplemental.

My question is.... are we limited to 2 questions only, just like the real media, or do we get more because of your connection to the common folk?

And the supplemental is... are you going to give us special nicknames, and if so, can I be one of the stretch's?


PS, far out it's hard to read these threads with that smirk pick, but since it's almost like an answer in itself, and the threads are funny, I'll do it anyway.
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:06 AM
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13. You may ask as many questions as you like
as long as I get to make up the answers.

You can be "Major League Eureka".
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:06 AM
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14. How was that ham sandwich?
:evilgrin:
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:09 AM
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16. A lot better than the turd sandwich Karl, Dick and I served up
to all you guys.

Heh heh heh

Now, knock it off before I have Ashcroft send a crack special Secret Service team topaddle your butt.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:12 AM
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18. I'm not worried.
Those guys couldn't find their own butts, - in broad daylight with a roadmap and a compass. I'm dubious they'll be able to find mine, glowing beacon of perfection though it may be.
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:14 AM
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20. Don't misunderestimate me!
Saddam misunderestimated me once... Once!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 09:17 AM
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26. *SPEW*
Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 09:17 AM by TXlib
"Glowing beacon of perfection"?

I just had this image of SOteric's butt being used in a lighthouse; I snarfed my water through my nose.

Ow...
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:14 AM
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19. You know what goes really well with scotch?
Pretzels. Yum. :D
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:15 AM
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21. Yes. I have my Secret Service pre-chew them for me, now.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:21 AM
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23. You won't look so smug wearing DOJ prison whites...
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:23 AM
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24. Heh heh.
Things start to head South, and I'll step down.

And my friend Dick will pardon me.

Controlling hundreds of millions of dollars means never having to worry about the consequences.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 01:08 AM
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25. You aren't into college basketball, are you?
:mad:
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