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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:14 PM
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The Spelling Buzzard of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "thinking": "Wow. That was a great spelling contest! Mrs. Johnson's 4th grade class is tops! And I get to pose with everyone in the class who beat me. (Boy am I glad there were a bunch of absences, or this would really look bad!) But these sure are great kids . . . Wow!"
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:15 PM
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1. I love taking pictures with Brazilians!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:18 PM
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2. Dumbya thinking
I remember hearing once that there were Negroes over in Africa, too. Wonder if that's true?
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:18 PM
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3. I know I'm a little late ...
... and Be Nice to Negroes Month was last month, but better late than never, right?

Besides, I'm the War President! They have to like me!

--bkl
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:20 PM
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4. W. is "thinking": "Boy, I wish somebody in the real press would ask me
what I'm doing so I could tell them I'm just 'chillin' with my homies' and that I'm 'gettin' low' and am 'real stacked with my shorties,' just 'cheese an' bitches,' you bet. Boy, would they be surprised! How good Colin taught me and everything. Gee."
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:20 PM
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5. The winner correctly spelled "disenfranchisement"
to which the pResident was asked to include in a sentence.... "That's a fancy word for a place to pick up fast food, in disenfranchisement.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:54 PM
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6. W is hoping that the cameras don't pick up on the school's condition ...
... the outside alone screams we're leaving them behind ... hurry up and snap the picture so we can get out of here ...
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 01:00 PM
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7. All right, inta the recruitin station with y'all ..
This man's army waits for no one!
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