CAPTION the sucking sound - Democratic Underground

underpants

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:30 PM
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CAPTION the sucking sound

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GainesT1958

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:33 PM
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1. "Is there an ECHO in here?"

:eyes:

B-)

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Richardo

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:34 PM
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2. "Remember in Alien? When that thing attaches itself to the guys face?

...That was AWESOME!"

(thank you Chris Farley) :D

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bushisanidiot

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:34 PM
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3. "And when I saw the first plane hit on t.v. I thought 'what a terrible

pilot!"

Bush is such a friggin' pussy!

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ScreamingMeemie

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:35 PM
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4. What am I supposed to say Karl? I can't hear you ....the connections

Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 02:35 PM by MrsGrumpy

bad.

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afraid_of_the_dark

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:35 PM
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5. That's the last time I do that "thinking" thing... my head is killing me!

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skip fox

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:36 PM
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6. "So I thought, WOW, why not just privatize the army and then you can hire

Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 02:37 PM by skip fox

a bunch of phone-banks full of Indians in order to out-source it and save us all that money, or we could just hire people in the country we're attacking to fight for us since they're already there and that will cut down on transportation costs, and then I thought, WOW, like we could also . . . . (blah, blah, blah) . . ."

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Cary

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:39 PM
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7. "My mind to your mind. . ."

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randr

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:40 PM
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8. "Just a sec, I think God is talking to me again"

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Westegg

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:41 PM
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9. Regrets? I've had a few...

...But then again, too few to mention.

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SheWhoMustBeObeyed

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:44 PM
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10. "The lunatics are in my head"

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LionInWinter

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Tue Mar-16-04 02:51 PM
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11. "I'm tellin ya, that brain-sucker was jus starvin!"

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cosmicdot

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Tue Mar-16-04 03:03 PM
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12. W: "... it doesn't make any sense to penalize marriage

... in the tax code. We ought to be encouraging marriage, not penalizing marriage in our tax code. (Applause.) If the Congress doesn't act, they're going to be raising the taxes on people who work. And it makes no sense." Did I say, accept for Gays ... they don't count. No, OK, I've said it ... now, I'm making more sense.

the quoted part is actual Bushit

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/03/20040315-4.html

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Cary

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Wed Mar-17-04 11:54 AM
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13. Will someone turn this damn thing on!!!!

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grannylib

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Wed Mar-17-04 12:27 PM
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14. "Y'see Clark, I got this plate right here...whenever Pickles revs up the

microwave, I piss m'pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so..."

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Cary

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Wed Mar-17-04 01:49 PM
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15. Oh *&%$*, got my damn thumb stuck in my ear again!

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BurtWorm

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Wed Mar-17-04 01:53 PM
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16. "I'm gettin' a K-sound...someone near you with a K-sound in their name...

somethin' about dogfood and an old war injury...No? Not ringin' a bell?...How 'bout a G-sound, a peach, and $100 won in a bingo tournament?"

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Endangered Specie

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Wed Mar-17-04 01:56 PM
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17. Bush's Master Earpiece is malfunctioning

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