I'll give $20 to the first person that can make my neighbor and her ex-husband STFU.

LostInAnomie

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Sat Aug-01-09 01:51 AM
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I'll give $20 to the first person that can make my neighbor and her ex-husband STFU.

Edited on Sat Aug-01-09 01:51 AM by LostInAnomie

Jesus fucking christ! They've been outside arguing for about 3 hours now.

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hobbit709

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Sat Aug-01-09 02:01 AM
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1. Water hose

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krispos42

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Sat Aug-01-09 02:16 AM
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2. Go outside and French one of them.

Say "You were GREAT last night!".

Then slap him/her on the butt, drop a wink to the other one, and saunter off.

I figure that'll either make one of them leave in a huff, or raise the noise level to "justifiably call the cops and get their butts tossed in the county lockup".

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MilesColtrane

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Sat Aug-01-09 03:46 AM
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3. Go outside and water your lawn in a pair of Speedos.

Bend over a lot, and occasionally scratch your balls.

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