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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:14 PM
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So you catch a spouse in a glue trap; what do you do next?
He is so cute, I can't even think about killing him, but if I leave him in the glue trap, he will surely waste away. Just the way it goes?

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:11 PM
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1. Get his girlfriend in there too
So he won't be lonely.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:55 PM
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2. I like the way you think.
:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:58 PM
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3. Wander around him disinterestedly humming "I am stuck on bandaid brand and bandaid's stuck on me".
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:26 PM
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6. Works for me. n/t
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:49 PM
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4. WILD MONKEY SEX!
Well, that's what I would do.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:26 PM
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5. Dude, in this case it would be
WILD MOUSE SEX.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:29 PM
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7. Have you ever seen a mouse's balls?
Those bastards are HUNG!
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:35 PM
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8. You, um, married a fly?
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