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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:43 PM
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So you catch Alison Krauss in a glue trap; what do you do next?
What? :)
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:25 PM
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1. Make her sing "waistland of the free"
I know it isn't her song, but it's cool.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:39 PM
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2. Next, I snare Emmylou Harris and Gillian Welch,
then I make them sing the Siren Song from O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:21 AM
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5. Just about everything that Emmylou sings qualifies as a siren song IMO
Yowza that woman's got a voice.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:53 PM
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3. You think about the end results before you start torturing blue grass singers.
You could've gotten a live blue grass singer trap, or Victory Electronic Blue Grass Singer repellent (they do work).

WTF did you think was gonna happen? So, you throw her in a dumpster, and she croons until she finally fades away. I hope you also caught her fiddler and mandolin player, or the neighbors are really gonna be pissed.

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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:04 AM
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4. And what will Robert Plant do then? nt
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 04:41 AM
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6. If I answered honestly
this thread would end up being locked as a sex thread...
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 05:37 AM
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7. Depend on what part the glue trap catches.....
If it is her hands then free her after she sings Two Highways and then make her play her fiddle.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:30 PM
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8. This site is blocked by the SonicWALL content filter service.
:loveya:
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