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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:48 PM
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If you catch Jessica Alba in a glue trap, what do you do next?
Never mind - silly question.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:00 PM
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1. You probably posted this to draw me out, to make me post THIS again...



...and it WORKED!

:rofl:

To answer your question, though, you take the glue trap to the park, and pour oil on Jessica, which will set her free...because if you love someone and set them free and they come back to you, they're yours, and if that someone is Jessica, it would be JESSICA ALBA COVERED IN OIL COMING BACK TO YOU.

:grouphug:

:rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:11 AM
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2. She does have nice tits.
Actually, most girls have nice tits. Never mind.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 03:10 PM
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14. I can top that
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:17 AM
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3. I would condemn her for appearing in Good Luck Chuck.
And then I'd work to help extricate her from the trap, of course.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:18 AM
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4. Put a rubber on it.
Just sayin.
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:13 AM
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5. Put her in the house.
And wait for the Stockholm's to kick in. ;-)
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:22 AM
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6. give her acting lessons...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 11:29 AM
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9. Acting - she's supposed to act?
:shrug:
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argyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:28 AM
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7. With the advent of Megan Fox, all other actresses are plain at best.
A little sarcasm there.She's taking her status as This Year's Babe way too seriously.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:39 AM
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8. Drop to my knees and thank the Lord above.
My dream come true. ;-)
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_dynamicdems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 11:50 AM
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10. See if I could make a trade. Anyone want to trade a Jessica for a ...
Who have you caught in your glue trap?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:50 PM
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11. My wife
And I'll take her over Jessica Alba or any other woman any day.
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_dynamicdems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 02:26 PM
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12. Aw, that's nice!
Good to hear!

:thumbsup:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 02:32 PM
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13. Write a thank-you note to the makers of the glue trap.
:evilgrin:
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