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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:14 AM
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I tutched the butt!
My orange tabby came to me just now, and what do I see hanging out if his rear ... red dental floss ... now with poo-flavor!

:grr:

:puke:

So, I go get some TP and he's still waiting here at my computer like a goofball.

And I tutched the butt!

He wondered why I was doing it and started to walk away, and I just ... held on.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:16 AM
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1. Yuuuuck...
My little sister's cat used to eat tinsel and have the same thing happen..tinselbutt was really gross....
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:20 AM
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3. I don't let them get near the dental floss
But I guess he went trashcan diving.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 02:05 PM
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18. Tinselbutt - Always makes for a memeorable Xmas!
Been there ;)
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:19 AM
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2. Beats a tapeworm ....
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:21 AM
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4. YUCK
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:24 AM
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5. ...
:rofl: :yourock: :toast:

it's going to be a strange day! (see my morning adventure post)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:43 AM
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7. Gulp!
I would have seriously FREAKED!

I really don't like insect surprises, especially when I can't see them first.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:19 AM
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13. I noticed that I am sitting here with a rather full bladder
for some reason I haven't been back to the bathroom:shrug: :rofl:
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:30 AM
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6. I usually end up cutting out gobs of litter spot welded to her fur
my cat is too big to lick "down there" so she usually ends up with little gobs of her litter stuck in her fur. I gotta roll her over and start cutting away. x(
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:44 AM
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8. Poor thing
That's got to be uncomfortable. You're a good human companion.

:-)
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:24 AM
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15. I always think she's going to squirm and whine when I use the scissors
but when I cut the litter out, she gets a very content look on her face.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:49 AM
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9. I had a cat in the 80s that would eat rubber bands
I'd always find parts of them in the litter box. I was just waiting for the day he tried to step out of the box and then SNAP! Right back into it!

(Never happened).
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:04 AM
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11. Hee Hee
I guess it never harmed him?

It makes me feel a little better.

This little guy really WHINED at me the other day for taking a candy wrapper out of his mouth. He acted like I'd hurt his favorite puppy.

Actually it was the paper top to a little bite-size. I was afraid he'd choke on it.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:26 AM
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16. It never seemed to harm him at all.
Why he craved them is beyond me.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:42 PM
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28. I like the idea George Carlin had
Mix a bunch of rubber bands in with your dog's regular food. When he shits, the turd will likely have a loop of rubber band sticking out of it somewhere, so you can pick it up by the rubber band loop and fling it into your neighbor's yard!
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:52 AM
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10. Rinse it off and use it again!
I know, there's got to be one in every crowd.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:05 AM
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12. Gross!!
Yes, you are THAT ONE!

:P

:-)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:22 AM
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14. I know what you mean.
My Lolly one time was being chased by something. She was freaking out. Come to find out, it was some string she ate with poo poo attached to it hanging from her butt. And when she ran, it followed. So gross. My husband had the honors of removing said string! x(
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:46 AM
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17. Blech!
:puke:

Not really what I wanted to do first thing this morning.

:P
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 07:17 PM
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22. She had a Lollypoop?
Poop on a string instead of a stick. :o
My Sally, and Billie-girl before her, have had that problem once or twice. It was not string, but my long hair that the poop pendulum was swinging from. I had to pull it out s_l_o_w_l_y so it wouldn't hurt! :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 02:09 PM
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19. I once had a cat who liked to "kill" and eat balloons.
He'd pop them with his claws and devour them. Later I'd find bits of brightly-colored rubber in the litter box.
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 07:02 PM
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20. My cat had to have a $2000 operation
because he ate a good part of a spool of thread. Wrapped itself all around his intestines. Almost killed him.

We knew his passion for floss, so we'd always bury it in the garbage can, but he found the thread lying behind a nightstand.

Also, years ago,we adopted a stray we named "Tinselass", for obvious reasons.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 07:10 PM
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21. It's 'but'. With one 't'.
Dont tutch the but.

Especially not the but of an orange tabby.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 07:20 PM
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23. Wouldn't that be "feline intestinal floss" ...
... rather than dental floss?

Yuk.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:06 PM
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24. He was trying to help. n/t
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 09:17 PM
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25. ha..ha..that's too funny!
Well be thankful it wasn't 8 inches of intertwined grass held together by poop that you had to pull out.....


yes...with poop bag in hand and a firm grasp on said grass/poo rope....I do it at least once a month with my dog......sigh.....:mad: :nopity:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:28 PM
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26. I had a cat do that to tinsel when I was a kid. I had to hold on too.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:39 PM
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27. Too bad one end wasn't hanging out of his mouth
You could have flossed him.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 10:49 PM
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29. You did good.
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-11-09 11:34 PM
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30. My mom had to do that to our dog once when I was a kid
The best part was, the dog turned around and gave her this LOOK. Like, "What the HELL are you doing back there?"

:rofl:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 04:36 AM
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31. When ours swallowed a string...
It turned out to have a needle on the other end.

Gad I miss Cat.
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