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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:13 PM
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Who is Ezekiel, and what the hell does he have against me?
Ezekiel 38:2 "Son of man, set your face against Gog."
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:36 PM
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1. Ha!
Nice one! But be careful, if you piss Ezekiel off too much he'll send this guy after you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJCa6Bp6vOo

;-)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:09 PM
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2. I wish I knew what I did to piss him off to begin with!
He must be a real nutcase if he sends assholes like that guy after people!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 01:13 PM
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3. No other thoughts?
:shrug:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 04:08 PM
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10. I think Gog was an ancient euphemism for rear end
I think the modern translation is:

Son of man, kiss my ass.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:32 PM
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16. I like the way you think!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 01:56 PM
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4. oh Gog!
Not HIM again. Ezekiel is such a downer.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 02:08 PM
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5. Seriously! He's so freaking paranoid!
He must listen to Rush or something...
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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 02:12 PM
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6. Oh now, maybe we're being too hasty.
Set your face against, maybe he's supposed to kiss you?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 02:18 PM
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7. But I don't even know this "Son of man" dude...
That'd be pretty cheeky...
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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 02:23 PM
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8. Well, ya see that's where it gets a little tricky...
In Ezekiel, the "son of man" referred to is Ezekiel himself.

But Christ refers to himself as "the Son of Man" in the New Testament.

And then, of course there is a certain folk singer with paranoid delusions, who decided he was the son of man, and renamed himself accordingly (Charlie Manson)

So, depending on how things go, your are either getting a kiss from a 2500 year old Hebrew Prophet, Jesus, or Mr. Helter Skelter himself. Either way, I think you're better off with the "no kiss" theory.
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 04:02 PM
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9. ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. *insert sounds of gunfire*
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:31 PM
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15. But, but...
I've never tried to poison anyone!
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 04:27 PM
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11. LOL
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:37 PM
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17. I know you're Odin's kid, but...
in the event of my untimely demise via this Zeke guy, will you avenge me? ;-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 04:41 PM
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12. Sounds kinky...
:yoiks:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:38 PM
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18. You think Ezekiel is some kind of perv?
Wouldn't be the first time they hid behind a bible.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 04:46 PM
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13. Because you post a picture of him everytime you post on DU!
:)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:39 PM
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19. Ezekiel is an anteater?
Why doesn't he leave me alone and start a Terminex franchise?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 06:50 PM
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21. Well, now I finally know the name of your anteater!!
:D
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 06:54 PM
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22. I thought his name was Ben Franklin
He has such a wizened look about him.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 04:58 PM
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14. Biblical typo. I think it's supposed to say "grog".
It means you're face is so ugly you're only going to get laid if you get your date drunk.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:41 PM
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20. And of course, they'd never correct it...
It might appear as if the bible was WRONG!

:toast::toast::toast:
:rofl:
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 11:15 PM
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23. He wants you to eat his bread
http://www.foodforlife.com/sprouted-grain-difference/ezekiel-4-9.html
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 11:21 PM
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24. Crazy!
Is this Seventh Day Adventist food?
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